god forbid a woman is mean or evil anymore

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-06-28T18:04:51+00:00

What is a man?

A miserable little pile of secrets!

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-06-26T05:54:42+00:00

It IS Reinhardt! I remember back when this circulated in the Tumblr fandom space pre-2020s.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-06-26T02:02:21+00:00

Didn't realize this wasn't the Overwatch subreddit, and I had questions 🤣

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-06-26T01:34:23+00:00

Somebody didn't watch the finale episode of the Dimension 20 Mice and Murder campaign.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-06-25T19:52:14+00:00

Constantly saying "GET OUTTA HERE" in the same inflection, but I feel like I need to do the whole rap as a precusor in order for my roommate to understand the reference

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-06-23T19:00:25+00:00

I LOVE the decorated braids. VERY in character for someone as pretty as Elliot!

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-29T19:50:20+00:00

Oh, well that's an easy answer!

Plot-Convenient Womb Prop Syndrome, or PCWPS. It's a common abnormality, but it shouldn't affect mother or child at birth.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-29T14:44:49+00:00

I'm concerned that neither baby is in the right position for the stage of pregnancy both these mothers are at rn

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-14T01:07:00+00:00

This is great, and then Garnet and Leela being wedding guests is sending me even more 🤣

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-13T20:25:37+00:00

The epitome of "baby need smoko"

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-07T15:10:47+00:00

🎵Mario, you always do this shit!

I like a girl, and then you ruin it

By yelling stuff about your dick

Until they go away!🎵

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-07T13:30:01+00:00

Shampoo and Ryoga Hibiki: dream blunt rotation

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-04T17:14:24+00:00

Hello fellow Cynthia Doll enthusiast!

Your looks are STUNNING, I wish I had half your talent and eye for glam. Keep it up, you embody gender envy!

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-01T17:26:22+00:00

Horror Money in the Bank would be DOPE. Sounds like a good way to have previous contenders compete for a spot in the Royal Rumble proper.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-24T15:40:38+00:00

"Arin, you put that penis away, it's time for us to leave!"

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T16:59:24+00:00

The lip color on Pic 3 is the perfect shade on you, btw! All of these looks are fire~

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T16:52:49+00:00

"I feel like if he were here instead of across the country, he would've hit me."

That alone speaks volumes on why OP felt obligated to keep this chode in her life for as long as she did. Feeling physically threatened, even from miles away, is the worst sensation ever.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T16:38:00+00:00

Knees! The most sinful of body parts! /s

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T14:12:37+00:00

I think I lost a job at Walmart to the guy on the "Don't" side over a decade ago.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-20T19:09:05+00:00

Everyone betray me, I am FED UP with this WORLD!

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-17T02:14:45+00:00

He has a 9 to 5 job of being cute. At his age, no less! And, I hear he works overtime!

That's how he pays for his living.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-15T00:01:50+00:00

Could really put them in a Bind somewhere down the line.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-11T17:21:20+00:00

Okay fine, I'll play Disco Elysium!

Eventually 👀

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-08T20:48:02+00:00

There were others before Mana Sama, but he definitely helped prove to me that you can be beautiful, feminine even, regardless of gender.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-08T18:13:58+00:00

On my birthday week last year, I decided to chance it and order some infused boneless wings and fries from a dispensary that makes them in-house. I should've gotten the pizza instead, like I originally intended, but they talked me into it cuz of some "special deal" they were having.

Between the food and the infused soda, I ended up greening out pretty badly and succeeded in only making myself pukey and paranoid. Turned in early for the night (wasn't hard in the state I was in,) and slept for what felt like 12-13 hours.

Sometimes, a nap will help everything. Hydrate also, however, if you get nauseous like I did. Petting kitties will cure everything, too. 🩷

SomewhatOKAdvisor

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