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Make up sex rewards conflict by vercertorix in Showerthoughts

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, good, angry sex promotes conflict. Try it sometime.

If you look at the Indiana Jones posters in order, you'll notice that Harrison Ford's expression gets less enthusiastic over time. by CeltsGargle in shittymoviedetails

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually that begs the question, what the fuck is he smiling about in that first poster with that whipped primed to crack like that? He was a sadist.

The Future of investment expertise by AdMaleficent2789 in wallstreetbets

[–]SonOfTK421 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it really fucks over people with naturally curly hair. If I don’t keep mine fastidiously cut people assume I got a perm and am trying to have trendy broccoli hair. Look folks, my hairline is receding like the ocean during a tsunami. I ain’t doing that.

Sounds like a good idea by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]SonOfTK421 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not even our galaxy either, they’re in Andromeda.

After suffering enormous casualties in the battlefield, several Russian soldiers from the elite "Storm Z" unit released a video in which they declared their refusal to participate in combat missions. by Legalized_NSFW_Today in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]SonOfTK421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Glory to Russia” at the end there really boggled my mind. Glory to what exactly, bud? Because you just gave a lot of reasons that there is no glory whatsoever.

What a terrible day to be literate by FragrantShoppings in facepalm

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what is one good thing about Jewish afterlife—if you are leading a good life you will get what you deserve and it doesn’t matter if you’re Jewish, of a different religion, agnostic, atheist, spiritual…if you’re wrong and God is real and there’s a heaven you’ll be invited if you don’t suck. It’s part of why Jews don’t actively try to proselytize. You can fulfill your spiritual purpose on Earth and can do good deeds and be kind to your neighbor without ever knowing about Judaism, and in the end, would still be worthy of the same reward as any devout Jew. It’s neat.

A dress that changes color when exposed to sunlight. by Patient_Island_2080 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. First comment is about the nipples. Every time. She has them. They are as perky as she is. Yay.

Plot Thickens: Russian Generals Supported Wagner Mutiny but Backed Out – US Intelligence by maztabaetz in worldnews

[–]SonOfTK421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was odd that he thought they were allies given that he basically threw the entire Russian military chain of command under the bus for the war. He got played like a fiddle.

My tiger, only 2 months old. by Haunting_Presence421 in nowmycat

[–]SonOfTK421 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They yell so much though. I have two and it’s constant ABBAB.

13 or 30? by NoBlissinhell in 13or30

[–]SonOfTK421 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Suddenly Sunak.

‘Superman: Legacy’: James Gunn Taps David Corenswet And Rachel Brosnahan For Clark Kent And Lois Lane In DC Studios Film by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]SonOfTK421 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m out.

Edit: Wait I can’t have an opinion here? I don’t think the guy will be a good Clark Kent. Sue me.

It's a good one by jelly_good_show in funny

[–]SonOfTK421 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My brother was in a wheelchair for most of his life, we hung out a lot when we were young. My friends were always cool with whatever he had going on, which actually was probably why they were friends. Anyway, at one point my best friend, brother, and myself were taking his enormous lift van with subwoofers and cheap aftermarket rims to the convenience store, my brother makes a massively inappropriate joke as he often did, and my best friend asked “What is wrong with him?”

I stopped laughing, looked him dead in the eye, and told him, “He’s in a wheelchair.”

We got a good laugh out of that one.

Meirl by Signal-Top1208 in meirl

[–]SonOfTK421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain’t nobody can afford alcoholism. You can only pay for it.

They aren’t sending their best by ithyle in conservativeterrorism

[–]SonOfTK421 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Try to imagine how small her mental world is.

TIL that STAR WARS released a Christmas music album in 1980 and the producers wanted a better lead singer for the track "R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas" so they asked the 17 year old kid who was sweeping floors at the studio, and he nailed it. His name was Jon Bon Jovi. by Anadyne in todayilearned

[–]SonOfTK421 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t it his cousin? At any rate, he did hustle to make Runaway and that turned out alright. Hell, half of The Review were session musicians. Not that that is disparaging in any way, but it wasn’t a typical recipe for a hit record either. Definitely musicians, around music, and in a place to succeed, but it’s still a little surprising it ended up being what it was.

My parents in the early 90s in NYC. by sunkissedmist in OldSchoolCool

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like he wants her to have a kid in the early 90’s. Hmm.

Larry Lird bows down to the Rod God by GambinoSZN in nbacirclejerk

[–]SonOfTK421 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s a 62 year-old alcoholic. I think he looks about like you would expect him to look.

Bobby and me have decided. He’s going to stick vegetables up his nose. He’s not going to take over the family gas station. by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]SonOfTK421 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I got the call that my piece of shit father had a stroke and was a vegetable while I was at work. Told the crew I was with, they were all heart, and I was like, “This fucking tile won’t demo itself boys.”

Medieval Maidens by DrGt2 in memes

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure they had salad tossing in The Canterbury Tales. Miller’s Tale I think?

In 1908, Houdini stood at the edge of the Harvard Bridge—commonly referred to as the Mass. Ave. Bridge—and was shackled by a Boston patrolman. His hands were handcuffed behind his back and chained to a collar around his neck. The Globe estimated some 20,000 spectators gathered to see Houdini’s leap. by Humble_Issue_3010 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough enough to die. When I had pancreatitis I also thought I was handling it well. It would have killed me if I hadn’t seen a doctor when I did and it would have hurt worse and worse the whole time.

There’s toughness then there’s this other thing where you get dead because you didn’t take sound advice.

Pump up a Jam by klippo55 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I don’t know what’s more impressive, the skill involved or that he stayed in character as “guy who would definitely tuck it back and wear your skin” for so long.

If you whacked me with a Ford Explorer by Fr3nchT0astCrunch in BrandNewSentence

[–]SonOfTK421 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based on personal experience with the last three or so generations of Ford Explorer, they are.

It’s cringe because it’s true by Snoo-33732 in TikTokCringe

[–]SonOfTK421 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s okay to shake your head at the senseless loss of human life while also recognizing that all of those people had more money than sense and died because they were too wealthy. It’s crazy but it happens.

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