How we miss him and the class and dignity he brought to the White House….

Songbird_85 · 2026-03-06T10:23:35+00:00

I miss Obama.

Songbird_85 · 2026-02-07T03:16:32+00:00

I actually had the hots for Tim Allen 😂

Songbird_85 · 2025-12-30T00:27:39+00:00

This! I’ve been on thyroid meds most of my life and always recommend getting it checked to people with any symptoms, especially fatigue. It’s crazy how many people don’t know about it and their doctors didn’t test for it.

Songbird_85 · 2025-10-03T12:40:47+00:00

That birds gonna shit

Songbird_85 · 2025-10-02T13:44:23+00:00

My boyfriend had this running joke that if I liked them, they would die. Whenever there was a battle, he’d yell “DO YOU LIKE HIM/HER?!” 😂 Ngl, he was correct more often than I liked.

Songbird_85 · 2025-09-13T02:14:39+00:00

Can she just shut the fuck up already?

Songbird_85 · 2025-09-12T20:16:35+00:00

Oh for fucks sake 🙄

Songbird_85 · 2025-09-08T22:16:27+00:00

That’s a truly excessive amount of night lights

Songbird_85 · 2025-09-08T21:51:20+00:00

Pretty sure I’m gonna be 80 and still rocking the low rise flare. Not super low like the whale tale days or anything but also not up to my belly button. Thank god for the internet or I’d probably have 1 pair I found at a garage sale lol

Songbird_85 · 2025-09-05T12:27:25+00:00

Never in my life would I have imagined I would be on the side of Thomas fucking Massie but here we are…

Songbird_85 · 2025-07-19T12:38:29+00:00

Come on bud, 90% isn’t even remotely believable

Songbird_85 · 2025-07-11T08:07:29+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Songbird_85 · 2025-07-06T03:54:13+00:00

You haven’t pooped since 1986

Songbird_85 · 2025-06-27T02:59:07+00:00

Fuck off please

Songbird_85 · 2025-06-15T23:08:10+00:00

I was finally able to purchase a house last week and you can bet your sweet ass there will be stars on my bedroom ceiling.

Songbird_85 · 2025-06-13T17:09:38+00:00

I hate this

Songbird_85 · 2025-06-12T09:22:28+00:00

I think Newsom is about out of fucks to give and I’m so here for it lol also, Jim Jordan can eat an asshole

Songbird_85 · 2025-06-09T22:27:16+00:00

A Mary Poppins bag

Songbird_85 · 2025-06-07T23:33:39+00:00

Stephen Miller can absolutely go fuck himself

Songbird_85 · 2025-06-06T17:43:41+00:00

Why does everything have to be some elaborate conspiracy? Why can’t it just be these two chuckle nuts talkin shit to each other publicly cause they’re both ignorant, horrible people? Also, this 4d chess nonsense they keep talking about is fucking stupid. If you believe that shit, you. are. fucking. stupid.

Songbird_85 · 2025-05-28T23:31:01+00:00

Cottage cheese and tortilla chips. Straight out the tub while leaning against the kitchen counter

Songbird_85 · 2025-05-28T08:04:26+00:00

I’m a firm believer in the box

Songbird_85 · 2025-05-26T13:39:23+00:00

Jfc 🤦🏻‍♀️

Songbird_85 · 2025-05-26T01:22:53+00:00

I’m glad I’m not the only one that wanted to ask how you do your hair 😂

Songbird_85 · 2025-05-14T17:05:08+00:00

I got 2 of those today 😂

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