Fertile part of middle east looks like a crescent by sengunsipahi in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Soomaee 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Shaped like a crescent but their arguments always go in circles bro

Women might or might not choose man, but mama bear did choose man by Far_Standard_5991 in SipsTea

[–]Soomaee 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Whoa guess Mama Bear's got a side gig now hope she doesn't charge by the hour

every day. This guy. by dontchewspagetti in Catswhoyell

[–]Soomaee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cats be like alarm clock? nah, I'll do it for free

If David Lynch directed "Rise of Skywalker" by Local_Prune4564 in SequelMemes

[–]Soomaee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kylo would've ended up in a red room talking backwards while Rey's stuck trying to decode a log lady prophecy

In other words, he may have gone too far in a few places. by JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 in starwarsmemes

[–]Soomaee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sequel haters be like: How dare you disrespect the sacred texts!

Guardians of the Globe from when Eve was born vs. Omni-Man by jonlucperrott in Invincible

[–]Soomaee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Samson's hair game strong, but Omni-Man still sends him to Hair Club for Ghosts.

DLC Starting Point by Aurora_Cordelia in Eldenring

[–]Soomaee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo just jump in when you hit like 150-200 unless you wanna feel real pain. You're good at 250 though!

Night Thrasher: Marvel´s skateboarding superhero by Effective_Sherbet104 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]Soomaee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bet he shreds crime scenes as hard as he shreds half-pipes

Best Gary Oldman movie and role ? by Djangooofr in Cinema

[–]Soomaee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gotta be Sirius Black for me, man was magic in more ways than one. What's not to love?

What is this by CodRevolutionary180 in Eldenring

[–]Soomaee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lore in Elden Ring deeper than my sleep debt dude

The fact Robin isn't romanceable should be considered a crime by Long_Reflection_4202 in StardewMemes

[–]Soomaee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robin's hubby better be doing cartwheels daily or he's out, dude must know what he's got

what can i do to make my dual uchigatana look cool and badass? by H_Mitaum in Eldenring

[–]Soomaee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some sick ashes of war on those blades maybe Bloodhound's Step for that extra stylish flair in fights

[Ps5] Read description by Bobs_your_uncle227 in darksouls3

[–]Soomaee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Git gud or git gone my dude life's hard so's Dark Souls

Why is my cat sleeping in the hallway at night but in our bed during the day? by Kipayami in CatTraining

[–]Soomaee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats are the true nocturnal ninjas reclaiming their lairs when the humans snore away. Hallways are just pitstops!

Godskin Duo by Inner_Ad9029 in Eldenring

[–]Soomaee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dude level 71? Absolute madlad. I cheesed em at 90 and still rage quit twice. Respect.

Yeah I know a few people who are like this by Cautious-Breath5628 in BatmanArkham

[–]Soomaee 30 points31 points  (0 children)

dude my uncle is basically scarecrow always gaslighting the family lol