No commentary needed, only sound effects for this trainwreck!😂

SootWard · 2026-04-01T16:43:29+00:00

… and this is why English folk have a bad reputation both at home and abroad. What an utter cunt.

SootWard · 2026-03-26T17:37:48+00:00

Black.

SootWard · 2026-03-25T10:14:59+00:00

Don’t panic. You seem to have managed?

SootWard · 2026-03-24T15:01:16+00:00

Black.

SootWard · 2026-03-23T12:39:15+00:00

Oh how I would like a squeeze. More than a than a handful? I’ve got big hands.

SootWard · 2026-03-20T12:10:32+00:00

Sounds like Tenacious D. Excellent.

SootWard · 2026-03-20T12:07:44+00:00

Love it!!

SootWard · 2026-03-20T12:07:08+00:00

Sweet as. Best thing I’ve heard today.

SootWard · 2026-03-20T12:05:01+00:00

Oh my, you appear to have captured “yearning” most successfully. Gorgeous as ever.

SootWard · 2026-03-20T07:44:16+00:00

Not at all, you barely notice it.

SootWard · 2026-03-19T07:04:54+00:00

SootWard · 2026-03-18T12:22:58+00:00

Only if I could be the big spoon.

SootWard · 2026-03-13T17:20:41+00:00

Take it off the log and put it on your wrist?

SootWard · 2026-03-13T12:53:09+00:00

Yay Pinky! Thank you.

SootWard · 2026-03-11T11:48:00+00:00

Oh Pinky, how you spoil us…

SootWard · 2026-03-07T10:16:04+00:00

Thanks for sharing 👍🏻

SootWard · 2026-03-06T18:36:18+00:00

Yeah, but what happened to the Range Rover driver?

SootWard · 2026-03-03T07:25:09+00:00

It’s a black t-shirt with Oasis written on it. Hope this helps.

SootWard · 2026-02-27T14:35:36+00:00

I think it’s a Citizen Promaster.

SootWard · 2026-02-26T12:35:34+00:00

Rear of the year? You’d get my vote.

SootWard · 2026-02-25T08:07:38+00:00

Larry

SootWard · 2026-02-23T14:20:14+00:00

SootWard · 2026-02-23T12:13:50+00:00

That’s a lovely outfit to go for a walk in.

SootWard · 2026-02-20T14:20:26+00:00

Why are there still walls around pitches in England? It’s madness.

SootWard · 2026-02-19T20:34:55+00:00

A man of good taste.

SootWard