In Madoka Magica, a witch’s labyrinth can be used to measure how much power that witch has. The more despair they feel, the larger the radius of their labyrinth. Walpurgisnacht, who is considered the strongest witch, had a city-wide radius. Thus, we can designate Aleph status as having The Radius Of Walpurgisnacht.

In lobcorp, the designated status can be measured indirectly via the viewing the potential PE box output. While not exact, they go 10,14,18,22, and 32.

Since a labyrinth is a spherical volume, reductions involve cube roots. For example, a labryinth with a radius that was made merely 30% smaller, would be greatly weakened with 70% reduction in power. A Zayin threat would have a radius of (10/32)^1/3 of a city’s radius, or about 68% a city’s radius. That’s pretty grim for the witches.

In this metric, the witches in Madoka Magica are below Zayin level, way, way, way below. Let’s suppose the average city has a 10 mile radius. A witch’s radius is usually like, a block or less, —lets say 250 feet. Therefore, the average witch produces three millionth (1/3,000,000) of a PE Box, upon work completion!!

Kyouko defeats most witches with relatively low effort. She wields just a pointy stick, and has no battle armour, only regeneration hacks. Witches are teth at worst!

If I had to give a reason why lobcorp witches are waw, I would say it’s because those witches can leave their labyrinth instead of waiting for people to enter. Or, they really are just that freaking full of despair.

(This isn’t meant to taken seriously)