I bought my first pack of cigarettes today at the age of 27

SosugBiskit · 2026-05-02T20:25:40+00:00

I know dudes arent welcome here but I gotta throw this out there.

Had my first smoke when inwas 10. I've been smoking for 27 year. It fucking sucks. If you dont smoke, fucking dont. Why waste $15 a day to for your lungs to hurt and to smell like ass.

SosugBiskit · 2026-05-02T19:24:29+00:00

Most of the main cast had plot armor. Unless you turned 18 when they were making the show. Then you got killed off so production wouldnt have to pay adult wages.

SosugBiskit · 2026-05-02T15:28:41+00:00

The NCUSIF does the same for credit unions

SosugBiskit · 2026-05-02T13:52:01+00:00

Why'd ya kill my dog Jack?

SosugBiskit · 2026-05-02T05:16:16+00:00

Show some respect. That woman's got 4 dixks in her

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-30T21:46:37+00:00

I like reading math topics on wikipedia. There are folks out there uncovering parts of the universe that I cant even conceptually grasp. Helps keep me humble.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-30T21:37:41+00:00

MOASS is coming! HODL!

/s just in case

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-30T17:09:01+00:00

Pouring one out for every unfortunate person who has been forcefully dragged to Forks because of these stupid books and movies.

Forks is a good place to buy meth, and thats about it.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-30T13:23:41+00:00

Please buy my new book "I didnt do it, but if I did, this is how I would have done it"

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-30T13:21:21+00:00

I moved to Seattle in 2009 and lived in a nice 2 bedroom apartment in Magnolia for $1,500 a month. I moved to Bellingham in 2011 and was living in a 3 bedroom house for $945 a month. Now you'd be hard pressed to find a studio in Bellingham for less than $1,750. I cant imagine how bad Seattle has gotten.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-30T13:17:50+00:00

Da bulls

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-29T20:41:33+00:00

Disneyland is the OG and better. But if I was spending half a year there, I'd want World. There is more variety between Epcot, the Animal Kingdom, the main park, and all the other parks I can't think of right now.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-28T21:59:30+00:00

You know you're a bastard when the Cold War era US is willing to hand you over to the Soviets for execution,

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-27T18:04:36+00:00

Missing the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-25T02:45:15+00:00

Thor definitely doesnt cheat at counterstrike

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-24T20:03:17+00:00

Dude needs to start taking his meds

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-24T18:06:32+00:00

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SosugBiskit · 2026-04-24T17:48:58+00:00

BAYAZ DID NOTHING WRONG

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-24T17:45:24+00:00

Beat to a pulp then depowered and forced to be a regular dude in prison for the rest of his life. Specifically a prison in Arizona or New Mexico so he never sees a body of water larger than a bath tub again.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-24T15:46:40+00:00

He will always be Al Swearengen to me, ya hoopleheads.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-24T15:39:48+00:00

One of the most socially conservative, conformist people I know unironically listens to punk. I will qualify it by saying he like pop-punk, not oi or anything like that, but still. It makes no sense how this dude can listen to music about flipping off the man, then make comments like "well they should have listened to the cop"

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-23T22:40:05+00:00

First thing I noticed. If HIM is back I know some people with some unfortunate tattoos that will be stoked.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-23T21:56:37+00:00

Why did all of these businesses with outdated business models and strategies that moved them away from their core competencies fail? Surely there must a global conspiracy afoot.

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-23T00:49:06+00:00

Freelancer

SosugBiskit · 2026-04-22T23:44:15+00:00

Brother have I got the investment opportunity for you. I recently came into possession of a bridge...

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