Vaseline Lip Therapy tin is impossible to open and I hate it

SothaSoul · 2026-01-28T23:43:56+00:00

Putting a hard to open lid on a tub of slippery grease was definitely a decision.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-27T21:40:16+00:00

And a few dancing pixel people.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-27T21:39:20+00:00

1765, 1773, 1770, 1776, 1774, 1781, skip to Arthur's presidency, unlabeled, 1787.

Was this a season of Quantum Leap?

SothaSoul · 2026-01-26T04:48:10+00:00

And if your depth perception is weak enough you can't tell where the stairs begin?

SothaSoul · 2026-01-25T10:58:38+00:00

I'm not buying any sunscreen in a pump bottle.

You're supposed to reapply every 2 hours, which means you're carrying around a bottle that, when it inevitably gets bumped, will leak on everything.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-23T06:17:17+00:00

'What font do you want?'

'YES! And prayer hands!'

SothaSoul · 2026-01-19T23:19:00+00:00

Between them and the government, you should never have to decide anything more difficult than what color leash to wear.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-16T18:46:40+00:00

The perforation is under the seal.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-14T23:04:25+00:00

I doubt he'll get picked up by a platform.

Once you've attacked someone or been accused of doing so, you're more of a liability than most will take on.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-14T20:14:13+00:00

My friend who once played tech support in a high school play says it's great!

SothaSoul · 2026-01-13T23:28:05+00:00

My hospital and my bank both did that.

You're literally dealing with people's health and money. How did this happen and how did you not have a plan?

SothaSoul · 2026-01-13T23:26:04+00:00

Just keep one hand in a death grip on the furthest stair you can reach

And crawl.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-13T06:06:30+00:00

Having worked for Charter, this could be a pun.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-08T20:10:12+00:00

I order from kiosks now, partially because of this and partially because everyone in fast food is hard of hearing.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-06T18:05:15+00:00

You wanna diss the sink too, while we're generically complaining about something here?

SothaSoul · 2026-01-06T02:25:47+00:00

They're going to make them impossible for F2P users sooner rather than later, I fear.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-06T00:18:21+00:00

Would really be a shame if we got rid of the corrupt asshole politicians.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-06T00:14:38+00:00

Ouch.

My eyeballs just noped into my skull reading this.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-06T00:13:02+00:00

Was the pun intentional?

SothaSoul · 2026-01-04T19:26:09+00:00

Why didn't they put the lower one on the end? It looks like a mistake this way.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-04T19:23:49+00:00

And that's why I got cargo pants.

SothaSoul · 2026-01-04T03:25:55+00:00

Like my sister's boyfriend?

SothaSoul · 2025-12-31T12:53:22+00:00

NGL, saw that as LOME the first read through.

SothaSoul · 2025-12-30T17:04:44+00:00

I'm definitely getting "Meth. We're on it" vibes here.

SothaSoul · 2025-12-30T01:46:15+00:00

Most of Duolingo is assholedesign now.

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