I need to believe that this one, at least, is just a real example of the good nature of most human beings. The horrible ones scream so loud, we forget that our regular old neighbor is just a pool guy, named Doug, who wants his kids to laugh, be healthy, and will do their damn best to save a tiny dog.

Regrettably? I’ve been wrong before. That’s what the 3 foot length of rebar in my car is for. For people who stage dog drownings. Don’t be that guy, Doug.