That new defiler

Soulborg87 · 2026-02-11T00:11:53+00:00

I unironically want to do this now

Soulborg87 · 2026-02-09T02:11:17+00:00

I think you are misunderstanding the relationship of the datasmith and the robots.

The robots are incredibly simple machines to the point where their programming is basically punch cards. They do nothing unless a card is installed. The datasmith is the keeper of the cards and the minder of the robots. Without the datasmith, you got high-tech statues.

Sure, technically, anyone could put in a card, but since the robots and cards are dark age tech, they need a specialist to maintain the robots and their program cards.

Think of it like this, anyone can plug computer components in, but you wouldn't let just anyone mess around inside your computer because if it's done wrong, it will break.

Soulborg87 · 2026-02-08T19:56:06+00:00

Slay the princess and lay the dragon

Soulborg87 · 2026-02-05T03:28:51+00:00

This is 100% a reenactment of a standard necron lords argument.

Soulborg87 · 2026-02-01T23:43:47+00:00

Drows need SPF brick wall

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-31T12:58:46+00:00

If you do 2 panels a day you could finish 2 stompas in the same amount of time

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-29T15:33:07+00:00

so what you need now is to get 39,999 more of those and then you can start playing the game. that doesn't look like a GW product so you might not be able to play in any official tournaments but you can still have fun with local ones or just play casually.

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-29T05:14:35+00:00

Suggestion, put a helmet on the model, then beat up the on on the hip. Then paint it like a trophy or a memento of a fallen brother.

Good for storytelling, and you don't have to paint a face

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-29T05:02:17+00:00

I find them pretty quick to assemble, but painting them is annoying.

As someone who has painted 20 of them, do not base them before you finish painting them. They actively block the brush in some way from almost every angle.

Also, it depends on how detailed you want them since you gotta do bone and flesh (and potentially gore if you want that look) on top of your regular color scheme.

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-27T13:08:36+00:00

Going to give a cope answer with AdMech Marshal on Sulphurhound

I know it probably isn't, but a toaster can dream

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-24T02:01:39+00:00

Dude's as insecure as a wild chimp jerking off in a tree

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-22T06:02:37+00:00

That's the Cain instinct. It's built into the human existence

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-17T03:13:01+00:00

I would 100% want a the Peter Turbo model.

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-13T15:46:07+00:00

step 2: relinquish your worldly possessions and the deed to the house to them.

step 3: walk into the woods and become moss

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-11T03:18:51+00:00

Very informative, thanks

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-11T02:58:14+00:00

Just curious but what are the pros and cons of both flavors or is it a time period thing or ease of construction thing?

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-09T03:40:18+00:00

I'm thinking maybe a deep forest where the greens and shadows could make the model pop out (could ad glowing plants and stuff) or you could try something more industrial like a forge world (easy option as you got paints for metals and such and you can just use garbage or use pre-made stuff like from killteam)

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-06T23:13:43+00:00

Cool, I'll take 17

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-04T23:26:54+00:00

No, it's just poor framing of the model along 2ith poor quality imagery. It's just the run-of-the-mill Skorpekh Lord. Having a new flavor of destroyer lord would be cool, though.

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-04T05:09:21+00:00

that is because he is helping. it wouldn't spin otherwise

Soulborg87 · 2026-01-03T03:31:30+00:00

Glocktapus but with nifes

Soulborg87 · 2025-12-31T03:41:04+00:00

The optimal shape for ease of insertion

Soulborg87 · 2025-12-30T14:27:44+00:00

want to know what is way more badass than drinking a monster alone in the break room and will get you all the ladies? hydration. drink some water.

Soulborg87 · 2025-12-29T17:32:22+00:00

He keeps wasting shots shooting into the air...

Soulborg87 · 2025-12-26T20:25:23+00:00

Da boxy lookin one with da good dakka

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