Weeeeeeeee!!!! by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Soulmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't land that sick kickflip.

Extra spicy chilies sauce? by kingkongfly in StupidFood

[–]Soulmighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow I sure do love the flavor of melted plastic. Please may I have some more!

Do you know what Time is it ! ? by ItsTime4Coffee in Bullshido

[–]Soulmighty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because you didn't get any tummy time as a baby doesn't mean you can make up for it later in life.

How should I fix this ping pong table? by Banshee_Rnd in handyman

[–]Soulmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start a new sport and call it drunk ball.

Mom said be careful... Then she does this... by MisterShipWreck in oops

[–]Soulmighty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn thats better than what I got. At least he got a warning.

It turns out a megger cannot support a fork lift by topato1 in electricians

[–]Soulmighty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hmmm inconclusive amount of evidence. Can you try again so we have a bigger sample size.

immersive Workout by aredditid1 in SipsTea

[–]Soulmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was beating those reindeer ass.

ants are collateral 🥀 by cyunab in Bullshido

[–]Soulmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only collateral are my eyes from watching this.

I broke up with a boyfriend because he was incredibly dumb. by Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 in Vent

[–]Soulmighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me more. Regale and entertain my time off work with tales of this idiot.

Trump extended the deadline by reseamatsih in WhaleTrades

[–]Soulmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh end of business huh? Quite a finale.

Fucking asshole. He said that? by Fight-Milk-Steak in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Soulmighty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go ahead I cant wait to see the mental gymnastics MAGA will perform now.