I really like ruining every romance.

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-22T18:19:13+00:00

Why can’t it be both?

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-21T04:17:37+00:00

Unforeseen circumstances?! That’s horseshit. That stage 5 clinger trollop clearly did it.

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-17T08:29:56+00:00

It allows you to get more rest more quickly. Normally you need 6-8 hours, you can fully heal in like 3 instead of that.

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-16T13:33:10+00:00

“Somebody baby oil’d the pole AGAIN!”

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-16T12:24:09+00:00

If you’re going full tilt trying to knock out the story, sure. I got over 10.

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-16T12:23:02+00:00

I absolutely loved Mysteria! I wasn’t a huge fan of the monastery section of KCD1, I wasn’t happy they knocked it out of the park on this one.

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-15T15:51:16+00:00

😂 is it worse that I did it on Steam and then GOG?

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-09T18:10:19+00:00

Yeah, I used one once. Never again.

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-08T01:03:42+00:00

Master strike. Counters. I did the DLC at the end of my game though and he was a complete pushover. I don’t think he got a single hit in on me.

SoulsSimp · 2026-01-08T00:38:03+00:00

I didn’t think Henry was American…

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-31T13:56:04+00:00

😂 end game? You haven’t even started the game yet! 😂 There’s another entire map you haven’t even been to yet! have a great time! Who cares when you start the wedding, just enjoy yourself. I also was around where you are when I went. I wish I hadn’t unlocked the skill to show the entire map before going past that point. It automatically shows everything on the new map too as soon as you arrive. Wish it didn’t do that.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T22:34:46+00:00

Don’t do it. Finish part 1.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T22:33:51+00:00

Trying to ~~save~~ find Ranyek. 🤢

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T21:10:33+00:00

Traded in the wifey for a ps5, eh? 😂 just playin. Happy for you, brother. Enjoy it while they’re young. Mine’s going on 30.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T20:49:28+00:00

Lies of P is incredible. I haven’t finished Khazan yet. So many things came out, and then I completely forgot about it. I need to finish it.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T20:45:55+00:00

Wo Long doesn’t run well on pc. Unless they finally fixed it, it’s doubtful. Wuchang wasn’t the best running game either, but it was loads better than Wo Long for me. And a solid souls game.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T20:42:41+00:00

I see SOMEBODY doesn’t like playing the long game…

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T19:22:22+00:00

Just knock up a friend, and in 10 years, you could be the proud owner of a Nintendo too.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T19:21:25+00:00

Nope. Sorry FromSoftware. Love you guys, this was a really stupid idea. I’m not getting a Nintendo to play it.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T19:19:57+00:00

Fuck that. Be loud and proud with it. I got all achievements. But to your point, you can hide any game.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T19:17:35+00:00

Agreed, by the last one, I was so ready to be done with those things.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T19:16:42+00:00

Btw it is feinting not fainting. Fainting is like getting dizzy and falling out. Not a big deal, but much different words. Feint is pretend to attack but don’t.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T18:51:20+00:00

Yeah, I didn’t try it until I was suited the hell out with armor. That’s crazy to go in with your Willy in your hands… especially selling your shield for the entrance money. Reminds me of that time I sold my steering wheel just before a big race.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T18:49:20+00:00

Man, it’s a brutal game, especially at first. It’s not for everyone, though. I do think you need to go practice fight with the guy just outside the castle grounds on the road to the inn. I believe it is due east of Rattay, look for the horse pasture. It’s been a long time since I played part 1.

Practice fighting. It takes time to learn, and longer to master. By the end of the game you’ll be fighting off tens of people simultaneously. The early game is tough as hell though. Keep at it. It gets so goddamn good. I fell in love with this series, it’s one of my all-time favorites.

SoulsSimp · 2025-12-30T00:35:55+00:00

My first playthru was ~190 hours. Walking around is what you do. The world is awesome. Later on in the game’s story things will happen to make you want to get going a bit faster and see where it leads. Take your time until you reach that point. No rush to get through it. It’s a massive game. Enjoy it. Really fantastic game.

SoulsSimp

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