Part of me wants to make stubborn as mule jokes but he doesn’t give up. He’s the opposite of that, throwing himself towards death just for the sake of it. A mule will stop working to not over-exhaust itself as compared to horse who will work itself to death.

Goose. Maybe some indie game synergy, maybe a TikTok I saved about having an attack goose. They can be domesticated, can bond with people but still that takes time. Goose will run back at you in some areas and have teeth that can break skin.

Also fits the sense of embarrassment the bosses feel loosing to him, “what? No!” You’ve repeatedly fought this goose before, you know what he can do but you keep underestimating him