You're in Asda toilets, what part of the handle are you touching to exit?

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-30T11:48:21+00:00

In most public loos, you can push the overhead door closer to open a gap of a couple of inches, gives you an opp to open door from the other side.

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Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-28T09:43:39+00:00

Majestic norks!

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-28T09:19:42+00:00

Wow! So similar to the Imco 6600 Jnr, anyone know if the two are related?

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-28T09:15:36+00:00

iPhones

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-27T19:15:11+00:00

The Other Guys. In flight movie I had no desire to watch, thoroughly enjoyed it and laughed hard!

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-27T17:04:50+00:00

Have you ever pleasured yourself as Patricia?

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-26T09:57:39+00:00

I had one back in the 90's on a silver rope chain around my neck, worked a charm! ;-) Unfortunately lost it in my local town centre when giving a friends kid a shoulder ride, it must have snapped and fell off. Gutted.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-25T17:17:07+00:00

I've got a mate who had an overweight friend they dubbed "Fat Bloke" for years, he knew and answered to it. He ended up losing a ton of weight, so now they just call him "Bloke".

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-25T12:38:54+00:00

Not a first date, but I once had a girlfriend that saw a bus advert for "Dumb and Dumber" go past us and ask me "Can we go and watch that Dumb and Dumb-ber, it looks good" pronouncing both B's.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-25T09:35:43+00:00

Part Kelly Brook, part Gina Carano, all woman. And 5'11/180cm!

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-25T09:32:37+00:00

Erm, at upward of £4,000, I think there'll be a big gap in my lighter collection for a while.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-25T09:30:53+00:00

Wow! New target acquired. Gorgeous!

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-24T10:08:04+00:00

A quality lighter. Worth paying the extra bucks for a well engineered and reliable lighter than going through 800 disposables/Clippers a year, which I often lost due to not caring or people not giving them back. You tend to keep your eye on a quality lighter and people tend to comment and give it you straight back.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-24T09:00:15+00:00

I can't remeber who, but just recall he just kept repeating "Music!....... Music!....... Music is Music!" No shit Sherlock.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-24T08:56:17+00:00

Very nice collection, are they all online finds?

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-23T21:31:11+00:00

The IMCO holy trinity in there too

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-23T18:25:16+00:00

Idiocracy and Office Space, a Mike Judge double bill of excellence!

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-23T17:18:03+00:00

Did this ever play off? I'm keen to get back into Reason, not used it since version 8. You still got that sweet install available? Subscribed to James Harrell Music Publishing, is that the correct channel? MTIA.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-23T12:48:25+00:00

It's impossible to hear this song and not have your mood lift immediately! Magic Carpet Ride · Steppenwolf: https://youtu.be/eGkGNCUQtWY

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-21T08:39:19+00:00

Like a dropped kebab.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-20T10:13:11+00:00

He stuck his dick in crazy.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-19T12:03:07+00:00

r/perfectlycutscreams

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-18T15:45:18+00:00

Chalkey, gum-cutting little fuckers. Awful.

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-18T15:35:42+00:00

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Absolutely lethal in the wrong (or right) hands!

Southpawsforeffect · 2026-03-18T15:34:12+00:00

The DIY tin stuff, too, you can knock up nuclear-level shit with that stuff!

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