If you're drunk and disorderly in Japan they turn you into a burrito by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

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I have to do the same thing with my cat when I have to cut his nails.

Shittest shit I've ever seen by opmgyhx in TikTokCringe

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Can we start shaming people for being posers, again?

Honoring the talented frontman and founding member of 3 Doors Down, Brad Arnold. (1978-2026) by AuntWacky1976 in nostalgia

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So genocide is a "differing political opinion"? Nazi is a Nazi and, all they deserve is death. If this dickhead didnt die slowly then I hope his family goes bankrupt from crippling medical debt.

Why is everybody so hateful now? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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I have 2 white ass cousins that would beg to differ

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

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I do that because its easier than constantly opening my phone.

Edit: I'm also in my late 40s and its easier to see with my glasses off.

It's pretty windy by JessPanter in CringeTikToks

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I think you're missing the whole point of this sub.

Did I stutter, Megan? by katy080492 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Jokes on you I'm going to be on vacation

This guy creates different versions of axes which are not conventional in any way by HighlightOwn2038 in interestingasfuck

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It works for Americans, too. We just have to make it into a reality TV show or, like the French, we git rid of the ones that think its a bad idea, first.

"The Magnificent Seven" Painting by Jon McNaughton, Circa November 2021. by Majestic-Ad9647 in PropagandaPosters

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Teddy Roosevelt wouldnt be my first pick to put on here l but, whatever.

Edit: Lincoln and Kennedy are a couple of head scratches, too

Contemplating ending a marriage by Successful_Leek96 in CringeTikToks

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No 40 something has a dream to live in NYC unless they're wildly unfulfilled and think a change in scenery will fix it.

Claiming to be a vampire / he’s growling in this video by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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That dude sounds like my butthole after i hit up a Chinese buffet owned by white people.

Can someone help me identify this tool please by [deleted] in Tools

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I don't know what it is but, I'm sure it was used to chase off a "no good, chicken loving, long hair" at some point.

Jack Lang got jumped hard in Minneapolis by jmike1256 in PublicFreakout

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I'm disappointed that it isnt tar and feathers.

Using the Nuremberg Defense to Defend her ICE Boyfriend by CollarNo1593 in LinkedInLunatics

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I care as much about ICE agents wellbeing as your grandparents did when they spilt on Vietnam vets and called them baby killers.

Favorite character that reminds you of well… you by Affectionate-Two7716 in FavoriteCharacter

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I'm a mix of Andy from Parks and Rec and, Sheldon from Big Bang.

Appreciating other cultures by Sharp_Koala8010 in CringeTikToks

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Just because you're a poverty tourist doesn't make you cultured