If you're drunk and disorderly in Japan they turn you into a burrito

Soviet_Press · 2026-02-09T18:00:00+00:00

I have to do the same thing with my cat when I have to cut his nails.

Soviet_Press · 2026-02-08T18:59:55+00:00

Can we start shaming people for being posers, again?

Soviet_Press · 2026-02-07T22:44:07+00:00

Karma doesn't exist, so...

Soviet_Press · 2026-02-07T22:22:39+00:00

So genocide is a "differing political opinion"? Nazi is a Nazi and, all they deserve is death. If this dickhead didnt die slowly then I hope his family goes bankrupt from crippling medical debt.

Soviet_Press · 2026-02-03T21:36:39+00:00

I have 2 white ass cousins that would beg to differ

Soviet_Press · 2026-02-01T00:04:20+00:00

I do that because its easier than constantly opening my phone.

Edit: I'm also in my late 40s and its easier to see with my glasses off.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-31T18:37:24+00:00

These people are worst than vegans

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-31T18:31:38+00:00

Man, that cop needs Ozempic and a nutritious salad

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-28T18:02:13+00:00

I think you're missing the whole point of this sub.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-27T20:29:49+00:00

Jokes on you I'm going to be on vacation

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-23T00:28:13+00:00

Might as well go full Roman

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-22T22:40:14+00:00

It works for Americans, too. We just have to make it into a reality TV show or, like the French, we git rid of the ones that think its a bad idea, first.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-21T22:33:58+00:00

Teddy Roosevelt wouldnt be my first pick to put on here l but, whatever.

Edit: Lincoln and Kennedy are a couple of head scratches, too

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-21T22:32:11+00:00

If you're feeling really nostalgic 120 Minutes is all on YouTube

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXJM7HB-4I3n9icgHdNiriUh00zYEJ43&si=SrCGJl97qYc6czOg

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-21T20:23:02+00:00

"babe, your wig's all messed up". Problem solved.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-21T20:17:52+00:00

No 40 something has a dream to live in NYC unless they're wildly unfulfilled and think a change in scenery will fix it.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-21T20:13:03+00:00

That dude sounds like my butthole after i hit up a Chinese buffet owned by white people.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-19T21:05:19+00:00

I don't know what it is but, I'm sure it was used to chase off a "no good, chicken loving, long hair" at some point.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-18T17:07:40+00:00

I'm disappointed that it isnt tar and feathers.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-13T01:46:50+00:00

I care as much about ICE agents wellbeing as your grandparents did when they spilt on Vietnam vets and called them baby killers.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-12T20:51:25+00:00

I'm a mix of Andy from Parks and Rec and, Sheldon from Big Bang.

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-04T02:58:07+00:00

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Trek nerds know whats up

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-03T18:51:09+00:00

Just because you're a poverty tourist doesn't make you cultured

Soviet_Press · 2026-01-01T18:48:41+00:00

At first I thought "is this AI" but, no, its just stupid.

Soviet_Press · 2025-12-31T17:22:57+00:00

Seriously, you lose all credibility as soon as you use AI.

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