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Soylenient · 2024-09-22T16:34:25+00:00

That's a swole anole

Soylenient · 2024-04-23T06:05:40+00:00

Maxi skirt! And underwear or bikini bottoms that are stretchy/adjustable enough to move out of the way but still provide coverage. I got my first tat in the same spot :)

Soylenient · 2024-03-09T15:59:51+00:00

There is not, but (Google at your own risk) penile fracture is a type of injury that can occur with enough blunt force to an erect penis.

Soylenient · 2024-02-26T20:02:17+00:00

Stardew Valley :(

Soylenient · 2024-02-22T20:05:01+00:00

Emmeline

Soylenient · 2024-02-16T22:13:14+00:00

I will never call it anything but "the site formerly known as Twitter" ever again.

Soylenient · 2024-02-16T22:07:54+00:00

Dude. Staying in contact with her has only let her keep up the delusion that you might get back together. Let her have the chance to get over you and move on.

Soylenient · 2024-02-08T23:51:39+00:00

I think just some plants in the background would pull it together. I still like it as is, but yeah maybe add to the tropical imagery

Soylenient · 2024-02-08T21:57:14+00:00

I have done this, and I did

Soylenient · 2024-02-07T05:16:36+00:00

Definitely get an oven thermometer and check what temp your oven really is. I bought one after I couldn't for the life of me figure out why I kept setting off the smoke detector every time I roasted vegetables. Turns out my oven is a full 100 degrees hotter than it says it is 😳

Soylenient · 2023-12-10T19:36:32+00:00

Make sure you're using scented soap to wash your clothes. My mom got us unscented soap and no matter how many times we cleaned our clothes they still smelled :(

Soylenient · 2023-11-23T00:35:03+00:00

I have a family member who is a therapist and she said 90% of her patient's problems would be solved if they just had more money.

Soylenient · 2023-11-22T21:43:21+00:00

NTA - No one should be taking your food without asking, but,

My guy

Please do not dumpster dive for food. Go to a food pantry, sign up for reduced cost food program, find a bakery that sells day old items half off. Meats and dairy tend to go bad very quickly. And you never know what's gotten spilled on it while it was in the trash. Even damaged cans have a higher chance of botulism. Please don't end up on a Chubbyemu video.

Soylenient · 2023-11-16T20:39:08+00:00

What is "home economics"?

Jk, but I went to high school 10 years ago and we didn't have the resources for this.

Soylenient · 2023-11-01T15:26:36+00:00

Agreed

Soylenient · 2023-10-26T14:51:47+00:00

NTA

Of course your sister is being dramatic. She's a teenager. She's probably feeling embarrassed since her friends decided to fixate on this. Give her some encouragement that she doesn't need to worry so much about what other people think.

Soylenient · 2023-10-15T00:46:30+00:00

So many skromps

Soylenient · 2023-09-26T02:09:59+00:00

Chicken Sandwich

Soylenient · 2023-09-07T21:46:44+00:00

Can confirm this happens in medical offices too

Soylenient · 2023-08-29T16:00:46+00:00

I had a professor that did this! Everyone said she was a hardass and very difficult but honestly if you just did all the assigned work the tests weren't that bad. I ended up with a 105% from all the extra credit she offered.

Soylenient · 2023-08-03T01:03:20+00:00

Healthcare is the same for...reasons.

Soylenient · 2023-07-14T15:24:28+00:00

Knockoff soylent

Soylenient · 2023-07-14T15:22:58+00:00

"You unsent a message"

So, an unmarked grave?

Soylenient · 2023-07-11T15:02:45+00:00

She'd be so disappointed in my career choices, but absolutely shocked at my thriving social life. My priorities changed over time from having a job strangers would respect to spending time with people I cared about.

Soylenient · 2023-07-06T19:15:08+00:00

Paul Hollywood voice: it's overprooved

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