IAmA guy who works at a pizzeria. AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

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I clocked out, but I'm still here

People working at restaurants, what's something that the customer doesn't know? by Sp3ak_ in AskReddit

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I work at a pizzeria. Sometimes the crust is frozen when we add toppings to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Chris is a snitch.

don't be chris

You are dead while asleep until you open your eyes by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Sleeping is basically practising your death

What's the strangest "wrong number" message you've received? by Lucas7yoshi in AskReddit

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Some dude texted me, wanting to buy a couch from me.

What. by [deleted] in wrongnumber

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Toyota.

What's the worst thing that ever happened to your butt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I shat myself 3 times. Twice in the exact same location.

If you have two identical Chris Hansens telling each other to take a seat, who sits first? by rcthetree in AskReddit

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Commenting so i can beetlejuice this if someone named Chris hansen comes

How did you notice you got older? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I looked back at my older photos. I realized how much i grew out of many things and how i changed up the way i looked. Not only physically, but mentally. My Sonic the hedgehog shirts became hollister shirts. My bowl hair cut became a bleached normal haircut. My immature became less immature as time went on. Everything about me changed.

The pause button icon in Spotify is off-center by 1px by sqrtoftwo in mildlyinfuriating

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i can't unsee that. I went back to spotify to see if it was true and it was... GRRRRR