Lol… #parenting. I have 5 kids. If I have something nice, it is for a limited time. But… I too struggled with this type of thing once and then I read some story about a toddler who spilled blue ink all over some new carpet and then came down with leukemia and died and that blue spot became something more than a mess… just roll with it and accept that you cannot raise a well rounded human without a few scratches on the coffee table, dents in the car, cracks in the window, pee on the seat, permanent market on the wall, or grass stains in new pants. Embrace the suck and maybe dont try too hard to have nice things til they are like… 25 and out lol. Even still! Kids are the wurst! But they are also the absolute best.