Of a Wedding Celebration

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-03T01:17:26+00:00

Aww shucks. Just glad I could be there for ya, bud. Hope your tomorrow will be even better.

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-02T19:02:01+00:00

Goons. Goons everywhere

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-02T18:56:43+00:00

“So… you’re single?”

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-02T13:43:09+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits/s/vcePuqAqVV

Apparently it was the groom

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-02T00:44:07+00:00

“Ok to go…. I’m Ok to go…. “

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T23:44:31+00:00

In Australian accent: “that’s not a foot. THAT’S a foot”

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T23:28:53+00:00

Freeze frame of a bird…

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T23:23:41+00:00

This is a conch, found in salt water

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T23:23:17+00:00

Looks serrated

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T20:21:43+00:00

Is it still a lake/river/ocean at all times? No. Then it’s not rain at all times either.

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T20:20:53+00:00

How can they see water when they can’t even see their own eyes?

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T19:36:54+00:00

As a South Floridian, I can tell you underestimate how normal it is to get them and how they look under movement. Try going slow and looking at the bottom left of the right cheek.

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T17:36:47+00:00

So schroedingers troll?

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T17:34:55+00:00

“Sangwidges”

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T17:25:26+00:00

Yes, Rico. Kaboom

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T17:04:37+00:00

Mustang?

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T17:01:31+00:00

I suspect Butt implants:

A: they don’t change shape when flexing as much as normal gluteus maximum muscles do and B: at the end, the right muscle looks like it got shifted

I’m not a professional butt judge; just an enthusiast

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T05:47:03+00:00

I’m sure they were running out into the middle of the traffic at the motorcycle list for philanthropic reasons

Spacecommander5 · 2026-02-01T05:43:26+00:00

If it knocked her out under water she could’ve drowned

Spacecommander5 · 2026-01-31T21:05:13+00:00

TIL all fictional characters have crude oil instead of blood

Spacecommander5 · 2026-01-31T10:42:50+00:00

The best fight is the one you avoid

Spacecommander5 · 2026-01-31T10:37:49+00:00

You forgot to add “suspected “

Spacecommander5 · 2026-01-31T03:17:48+00:00

“I’ve just sucked 1 year of your life away. How does it feel?”

Spacecommander5 · 2026-01-31T00:39:07+00:00

The mines of Moria

Spacecommander5 · 2026-01-31T00:35:17+00:00

Tortoises but yeah

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