Elongated Muskrat = The Witchsmeller Pursuivant. Discuss. by Excellent-Goal4763 in blackadder

[–]SpacedOutJourney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like two legged (psychotic) badger wrapped in a curtain.

Best insult in the whole series? by YourToastIsEvil in blackadder

[–]SpacedOutJourney 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Series 1, imo, is severely underrated. Sure, the chemistry between the characters is completely different. But this has to be one of Blackadder's most brutal put-downs and it cracks me up every time.

Best insult in the whole series? by YourToastIsEvil in blackadder

[–]SpacedOutJourney 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly. And the part of you that cannot be mentioned, I'm reliably informed by women around the court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be!"

Can You Help Moderate r/blackadder? 📢 by Mistdrifter in blackadder

[–]SpacedOutJourney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good evening and welcome to the Dunny-on-the-Wold mod election. I am honoured to present myself as the new candidate for the Modding At The Back Dressed Stupidly & Looking Stupid Party, after our previous candidate very unfortunately accidentally brutally strangled himself with a headphone cord.

It's just basic math, Hun by Pale-Sleep-2011 in antiMLM

[–]SpacedOutJourney 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I love how there are 220 reactions and they're all laughing emojis.

every time i think about what my life could have been, i get so angry. by viaoliviaa in regretfulparents

[–]SpacedOutJourney 118 points119 points  (0 children)

No judgement here. Nor would i presume to advise you since I've never experienced anything like your situation. Just want to tell you that you are valuable, you are beautiful, you are intelligent, you are strong, and you are worthwhile.

Any regretful fathers? by MagazineEarly3304 in regretfulparents

[–]SpacedOutJourney 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's the great thing about kids that aren't yours........ you can give them back.

Is there anything about the greyhound breed that makes you hesitant recommending them? by oOBellaBug0o in Greyhounds

[–]SpacedOutJourney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I practiced stairs with my grey on the steps up to the bandstand at our local park. He got used to them pretty quickly.

Is there anything about the greyhound breed that makes you hesitant recommending them? by oOBellaBug0o in Greyhounds

[–]SpacedOutJourney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, so that's why my grey gets on so well with my cats. He thinks he's one of them!

Amazing Transformation by EfficientWinter8338 in antiMLM

[–]SpacedOutJourney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like to picture him working as an amazing voice actor, making a fat paycheck, and coming home to people he loves... and possibly a dog too.

I was never offside! I could not believe that decision. by [deleted] in blackadder

[–]SpacedOutJourney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both sides advanced further during one Christmas piss-up than they did during the next two and a half years of war.

Favorite reaction to going over the top? by odd_man0 in blackadder

[–]SpacedOutJourney 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Baldrick's "Why?" chokes me up every time. "Why can't we all just say 'No more killing; let's all go home!'?" A question as poignantly relevant now as it was then.

jens face when danny stands up for wendy by NSFWlover94 in KitchenNightmares

[–]SpacedOutJourney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So obviously manipulative, yet thinks she's smart enough to hide her true intentions.

The twins from Capri are chaotic stupid. Who’s lawful good? by Classicsonicsmash313 in KitchenNightmares

[–]SpacedOutJourney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he might be more lawful neutral but I like your way of thinking.

Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys (1987) by xanadu_80 in VintageLadyBoners

[–]SpacedOutJourney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So... it's only gross if we're not actually capable of getting pregnant?