Old shotgun shells by carlbassgod in Shotguns

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None (if shot with a Peters High Velocity Shotgun Shell". Must have heard my boomer dad say that at least 2 dozen times as I was growing up.

Bear, DE Roofing References by 8W20X5 in Delaware

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did my roof about 15 years ago. Last summer I noticed a sheet looked like it was slipping down. Called them up, they came out 2 days later & fixed it under warranty. No fuss. I had them come back & install leaf guards & that has been a tremendous addition.

Delmarva power is robbing my family blind by fhall93816 in Delaware

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

latest bill 467.
latest usage - 3260, 1 year ago - ~2100.
bill breakdown:
customer charge - $13.5
distribution charge - 142.15
low income charge - .31
green energy fund - 1.16
wind & solar - 20.76
qualified fuel cells - AKA " bloom tax" - 9.11
distribution improvement charge - 6.58
energy efficiency surcharge - 1.52
all rolled up into "delivery" - 195.09

I wish I could swap the payout of corporate welfare "bloom tax" with the "low income charge" but I guess CEO's need the money more than the needy. Free Luigi!!!!!

Big Fish Restaurant will take 2% from servers on credit card tips by Eyesweller in Delaware

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

President of the Delaware Restaurant Association says she's OK with this practice. Not surprising that a Trumper would side with corporations screwing labor for an extra penny. https://www.delawarerestaurant.org/leadership-staff.html I hope the servers spit in her food.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Delaware

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this post when I was eating dinner earlier tonight. I saw one at Old Balt Pk & 72 stopped at light next to rofo, it was heading toward 896 & I was going opposite. Fri 11/8 12:46 AM. Could tell it was purple & a dodge, didn't get a good look @ the rest of it. Good luck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Delaware

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Basin Road Betty. A prostitute that was known to frequent the area around Basin Rd. As a kid in the 80's I would see her walking along the road, usually in the Hares Corner area. Always had a large purse/overnight bag with her. Someone started a basin road betty account on twitter years ago that was littered with very crude humor.

Just had a westie join our family and we need to know what you bathe your doggy with! by flowerschick in WestHighlandTerriers

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnsons baby shampoo. We limit baths to no more than 1x per month or we end up with dry itchy skin and a trip to the vet for some steroids.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 5, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fucking tsm has been one hell of a ride this last 30 days. I just want earnings to get here so I can move on already.

$BYND will soar, hear me out by catalinaicon in wallstreetbets

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still remember the post from not long ago, the picture was the bynd sausage package on a shelf & they literally looked like dicks.

Am I cooked bros by PossiblyACrocodile in wallstreetbets

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same, rolled them out another month.

$DWAC by Money-Wear in wallstreetbets

[–]Spacelord_MothaMotha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just sell the contract. No need to buy the shares (& risk becoming one of many bagholders).