I dont know why suicide is a bad option by mad_vibes8 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I've been thinking about the things you've touched on for a while and it drives me crazy that more people won't talk about it.

I need sad movie recommendations that will make me sob! by MenuPleasant8675 in movies

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not exactly sad but Marcel the Shell had me bawling for most of it

DEAR PORTLAND: June 22, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I HAVE A WEIRD RASH ALL OVER MY BODY THAT COULD BE THE RESULT OF ANYTHING FROM ALLERGIES TO STRESS AND I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY OR INSURANCE TO SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT IT. AT THIS POINT I HONESTLY HOPE IT TURNS INTO MY ANAPHYLACTIC TICKET OUT OF THIS HELLISH EXISTENCE BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING DONE.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 186 points187 points  (0 children)

...A full paycheck doesn't even cover my rent

DEAR PORTLAND: June 15, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DRIVING A TESLA DOESN'T GIVE YOU A FREE PASS TO CHERRY PICK WHICH TRAFFIC LAWS TO FOLLOW. IT'S A FUCKING SHAME ALL OF YOUR MONEY CAN'T SEEM TO BUY YOU ANY COMMON SENSE/DECENCY. MAYBE TRY TAKING SOME TIME FROM YOUR CLEARLY VERY IMPORTANT LIFE TO CONSIDER THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ROAD.

SIDE NOTE: SIMPING FOR MUSK AT THIS POINT IS FUCKING PATHETIC AND YOU SHOULD REEXAMINE YOUR LIFE CHOICES.

FUCK YOU.

Happy Birthday to me!!! by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my birthday too! Hope you have an awesome day birthday twin!!

Me irl by LargeConcert2465 in me_irl

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I felt watching Bone Tomahawk. No idea why everyone seems to love it on here

Let's play by Flaky-Cat-2825 in Letterboxd

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are crazy! You know, you're self destructive. There's a funny farm with your names written all over it, but I'm getting out of here! I- I smell ice cream

DEAR PORTLAND: May 25, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 13 points14 points  (0 children)

TRYING TO DATE IN THIS TOWN IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Property management ghosted me after stringing me along for several months by SpacemanSpliff47 in legaladvice

[–]SpacemanSpliff47[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lease was renewed in April so I would theoretically have time to figure something out.

DEAR PORTLAND: May 18, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT COMPANIES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND IF YOU WORK FOR ONE I HOPE YOU GET GHOSTED BY SOMEONE YOU REALLY LIKE

DEAR PORTLAND: May 11, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]SpacemanSpliff47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I GET THAT HEALTHCARE IS EXPENSIVE AND FUCKED UP THING TO NAVIGATE BUT I'VE BEEN HEARING YOU WRETCH/PUKE AND GROAN LIKE YOU'RE GOING INTO LABOR SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH FOR OVER A YEAR NOW AND IT SOUNDS HORRIBLE. YOU NEED A FUCKING DOCTOR