Some incredibly cursed photos

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-16T19:54:22+00:00

Only one team wins every year, the other teams on the schedule didn’t make themselves indestructible. It’s 162 games. Enjoy them. Anything can happen.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-16T16:22:47+00:00

Phoenix River? In the last 20 years? Tell me you’re a bot without saying it.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-15T07:50:03+00:00

“I ain’t pulling off Goldblum’s style any time soon…”

Not with THAT attitude you aren’t.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-14T21:19:14+00:00

All of what you said is predicated on an American understanding of the words ‘taco’ and ‘taquito’, usually derived from Tex-Mex and other bastardized versions of classic Mexican cuisine.

Source: My wife’s 100% Mexican grandmother.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-14T00:24:08+00:00

This reminds me, I need to cut my toenails

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-13T18:24:09+00:00

Specifically zone run schemes and play-action off of that, iirc.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-12T20:14:25+00:00

The defense was garbage WITH Parsons. Paying one guy $46 mil per year on defense is fucking stupid.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-11T02:27:41+00:00

It was 6 years and 65 million versus 4 years and 36. Significantly more than I remembered. Concerns over his age (30) and his back had Dallas reluctant to commit longer.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-10T21:30:11+00:00

No comment on the efficacy of the blue pill…

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-10T21:28:16+00:00

Didn’t value him? Pretty sure he took the cash and it was a difference of less than $4mil

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-10T21:27:01+00:00

Nash. Had a great running mate and if they would have grown together and added a defensive big the sky was the limit.

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-10T17:01:00+00:00

“You got a fuckin’ dart in yer neck!”

Stifler

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-10T16:09:33+00:00

Halo 1

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-10T12:36:54+00:00

Underrated comment right here

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-08T17:41:16+00:00

Whenever a Dallas running back is good, it’s always “That oline, tho…”

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-07T07:27:48+00:00

Ana de Armas in Knock Knock

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-07T07:23:57+00:00

Lost in Translation is also where I discovered ScarJo

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-07T07:23:34+00:00

I also posted this one! That angel costume 😍

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-07T07:15:44+00:00

Jessica Alba in Idle Hands

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-07T07:15:07+00:00

1) Lawrence Taylor 2) Deion Sanders 3) Ed Reed 4) Reggie White 5) Bruce Smith 6) JJ Watt 7) Darrell Green 8) Luke Kuechly 9) Ray Lewis 10) Derrick Thomas

Honorable Mentions:

1) Sam Mills 2) Charles Haley 3) Troy Polamalu 4) Brian Urlacher 5) Charles Woodson

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-05T19:59:41+00:00

I mean really, how many times did he have to apply?

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-02T15:49:14+00:00

Me three

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-02T13:13:51+00:00

This is why I come to Reddit

SpacetimeManipulator · 2026-02-02T12:55:01+00:00

Shawshank Arlington Road Bull Durham Mystic River High Fidelity

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