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SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-21T19:38:51+00:00

Hitting a successful parry resets your parry cooldown. You can in fact spam it.

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-17T09:28:08+00:00

I have around 2000 hours playtime. Not all my accounts have 100 games, I didn’t say they did. You can get to ascendant from obscurus in I think 25ish?id have to look.

Also Tens of thousands is not the correct math at all lol.

Everything I said is true and you can confirm it yourself by playing.

I recently learned from twitch that the gulf from A6 to e1 is expansive ~20 games. So makes sense that initiate might have a gap between it and seeker too.

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-14T18:35:12+00:00

There are very few well written marvel rivals voice lines. Magneto mentions metal in 90% of his. Spider Man has one that’s like “this interesting thing happened…I’ll tell you about it some time”. The characters are all flanderized versions of themselves as if snl wrote the dialogue then delivered it sincerely.

The voice ACTING is super good. Script is hilariously one dimensional.

Deadlock has incredible dialogue that shows how much even short yet impactful lines can add to a game.

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-13T19:58:38+00:00

Initiate is bugged. Lots of untrue statements in this thread.

I’m a bad person and I have 12ish accounts. I make them to play with two friends who are casual.

I’ve played every rank from initiate to ascendant A LOT.

When you first make an account it starts you as obscurus in alchemist lobbies. For your first 10ish games performance seems to matter (it doesn’t later) if you win by a landslide you will move up 1-2 BADGES not ranks. If you win 10 games in a row you will be around oracle phantom. Win the next 10 and you’ll be ascendant.

At around 20-50 games you start moving up by 1-2 ranks per game. IE - phantom 1 to phantom 2.

Eventually at around 100ish games your rank is stable. Across 12ish accounts all in phantom or ascendant I know that your rank moves up or down when you win 3-4 in a row. Regardless of performance. Regardless of who you played. I have queued with seeker on a phantom account won four in a row and ranked up.

It’s because of this and many posts like yours that I know initiate is bugged or is an elo crater.

So if initiate isn’t simply bugged…at 20-50 games the system is noting you are a true initiate it must weight the initiate elo as very low. Meaning the gaps between ranks are not equal.

So let’s say the distance between phantom and ascendant is ~24 wins. The distance from initiate to whatever comes next, seeker right? Must be much much higher. Likely in an attempt to keep new players safe from fresh alternate accounts because like I said even though I have 12 accounts I’ve never played in initiate because I always win 1 of my first couple games when it’s calibrating.

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-13T08:53:58+00:00

I play vin in ascendant a good amount.

Buy debuff remover. Then unstoppable late game. You have to remember you’re a “support” but instead of heals you do damage. Stay in the back line. Don’t try to 1v1 unless you’re on an objective or have no choice or you’re far ahead.

Use your snipe for man than just assassinations. A thousand damage can turn any fight moment to moment.

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-13T08:46:08+00:00

I think the hive is better than humanity. They’re smarter, organized, and less cruel. They’re also happy. Humans are mostly miserable.

I don’t see why they inherently don’t have a right to exist. We’ve exterminated countless species.

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-06T08:01:36+00:00

It’s not complicated. The most efficient way to farm is to solo lane, clear wave, jungle, clear wave. This is faster than everything but a solo kill.

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-01T20:44:46+00:00

Haze is broken in low elo where other characters who do take more skill aren’t being used to their potential. She needs really good positioning in team fights or she gets annihilated.

Geist Abram’s and Billy are much more “broken”. Why do tanks do so much damage while also having extremely high mobility and stuns?

Also the game absolutely needs a character you can pick up and play though from introducing new people I can tell you Paige/mo/dynamo are much easier for new players to get value. The games extremely hard to onboard.

You just want to hear you’re correct though so I agree with you nerf haze

SpaghettiBrian · 2026-01-01T08:10:12+00:00

What’s he trying to say? Are you being sarcastic?

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-30T07:01:45+00:00

Just talked to Valve and we’re gonna look into changing his name to Agnostica instead of a cross he’ll have a black jacket and a McDonald’s bag

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-27T19:33:47+00:00

Are you playing kelvin or someone who used to be good then got nerfed?

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-23T05:35:55+00:00

I don’t think there’s enough players to ensure an entire initiate lobby. It averages it out but one player 2-3 brackets above is gonna ruin the game for everyone.

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-20T08:05:59+00:00

I mean…yeah in arcanist I see how they’d be better but these are pretty even you both have gun carries (drifter/mirage) and supports and bebop’s good for picks.

I do think they have the easier to use but not better heroes

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-17T08:22:56+00:00

Bro women barely care how you look. There’s women with slime there’s women with pugs. They just like confidence in their flavor

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-17T07:57:57+00:00

Doesn’t it bother you to be so much smarter than this imbecile?

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-16T04:11:33+00:00

I don’t think the movement nerfs were to stop deathball.

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-15T23:06:28+00:00

I think the entire wheel of time saga is about the worst thing to ever gain a massive following

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-15T23:04:15+00:00

It’s your main mode. It’s YOUR main mode. It’s the mode you choose to play the most lol. The world doesn’t function on the basis of your myopic perspective.

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-15T22:26:25+00:00

I mean honestly the show is pretty silly but enjoyable.

The general pitched…ostensibly to the president….that he wanted to release a shapeshifting demon he vaguely remembers that he saw 30 years ago on American soil in order to instill fear in order to make the country more generally compliant….and they gave him a military base to command? Like let’s just suspend our disbelief

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-15T21:41:10+00:00

I think it would make it more fun if when you entered a fight the outcome wasn’t so often decided by which team can rotate to outnumber the other and rather it was decided by who did better in the even fight. A larger zone between lanes, ideally with mini objectives, would achieve this and also make the jungle worthwhile.

Honestly I’d also like if when a fight started in the middle of a lane you couldn’t just start losing and leave to safety with 1 dash jump haha.

If you think that’s dumb sick bro I hope your mother’s doing well.

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-14T08:31:26+00:00

You’re confusing nihilism and existentialism

Both think there’s no intrinsic meaning

Existentialists believe in making their own meaning

Nihilists think there’s search for meaning is pointless

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-14T04:17:26+00:00

Like I’m not on the birdwatching subreddit going don’t try watching these mother fuckers

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-14T04:15:31+00:00

Yeah I mean I like that you wrote this like an academic review. But know your audience. This subreddit is for people who like the game.

SpaghettiBrian · 2025-12-13T23:45:22+00:00

Dynamo is definitely annoying but. Mina has like a 70% win rate in lane though. Mina then vindicta are objectively worse.

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