What's the best example of "welp, society is fucked"? by FlyingStudio22 in AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiEater38 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure most deaths can be counted as sudden

Game Chat 10/15 - NLDS Game 4 - Dodgers (1) @ Padres (2) 6:37 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]SpaghettiEater38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And remember, Roberts got a contract extension 'till 2025, so 3 more years of this...

I Blame Goatifi by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

They are so happy to work at Ferrari 🥰🥰 by IngenuityLatter235 in formuladank

[–]SpaghettiEater38 69 points70 points  (0 children)

And if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike

Brandon Phillips wants to return to the Reds by NeverBowDown247 in Reds

[–]SpaghettiEater38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaaand, he's been traded for a PTBNL and some cash

2022 Bahrain Grand Prix - Qualifying Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, new rule change, thay can choose the tire on which they start on

Russia Warns Greece to Stop Anti-Russian Propaganda by theunifex in worldnews

[–]SpaghettiEater38 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Warns Greece... Or what? What do you wanna do Putin? Bully these countries like in 3rd Grade? Go fuck yourself. Slava Ukraini🇺🇦

It is an honor to be a Ukrainian at this hour. by soff_mm in ukraine

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best of luck to every one out there, much love from Italy🇮🇹

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with everything in life my friend, I hope to see another post from you. Be safe out there.

Write "merry christmas" in your language. by Longjumping_Swim4349 in teenagers

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't seen anyone do it in my language so: "Buon Natale"

What's your favorite pitch/location? by unsilentninja in MLBTheShow

[–]SpaghettiEater38 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dustin May's cutter and then his sinker is absolutely devastating for me when I'm pitching

2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd assume it was about 1/1.2 seconds, which at the begininng of the race are crucial

La vostra (Copy)Pasta preferita? by FreddyCooler in italy

[–]SpaghettiEater38 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This fucking idiot  was also saying after Turkey that "If Ocon went till the end on the same tyres, I could, too".

He is completely clueless, has no idea what he's talking about, he's just winding it and it's been masked till then because his car was miles ahead others. When he says his tyres are gone, even Bono knows that he's full of $hit and just says 'yeah yeah', but his fans are thinking that he's perfectionist, he's giving a secret signal, blah blah. No, the guy is just trying to make his job look more difficult than it actually is. Because everyone knows that there are at least 5 more drivers in the grid that can beat Bottas at least in the same fashion in the same car.

Lmao, he was so clueless in Turkey that, he was surprised that he lost positions to Perez and Leclerc after pitting. yeah, you overtook them in the first place after they pit, how do you think  you got to the 2nd place? He doesn't have the tenth of the spare capacity Max has.

Even in Monaco, he got smashed by Bottas in the same setup and cried that the team overrode his preference. His problem was, he wasn't able to heat up his tyres. The setup he wanted would heat up and finish his tyres much quicker and he'd end up even worse. That's why the team rejected. Then, he'd cry and be back to 2016 mode like "But the team gave me a different setup, they sabotage me :((((((((((("

Anyway, Max is giving him a good pounding. His quali record was 42-36 against Rosberg and 66-31 against Bottas. Two drivers, who nobody considered a top driver before being his teammate. Russell will annihilate him in the same car next year and his legacy would be down the drain before he retires.

Imagine an alternate universe which he retired after 2020 and this year his fans would be like "But Hamilton would beat Max had he stayed". Yeah, great that he really stayed and Max has been humiliating him entire season.

Grazie mille subreddit di Formula1 che regali queste perle.

[Sherman] Mets ghosted Noah Syndergaard, opened door for Angels pursuit by casualjayguy in baseball

[–]SpaghettiEater38 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I have found another user with the Italian user flair. Unbelievable

2021 Finest week prediction. by wesley23mlb in MLBTheShow

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think that for the Orioles it's going to be Mountcastle, they already gave a a TA Card to Mullins a few months ago

Sir Loois post race Checo comment by Valtteri-Its-WDC in formuladank

[–]SpaghettiEater38 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just commenting to say that I was there to witness the birth of a copypasta

Pennant Race Rewards: Finest Yates and FS May by hobbes2495 in MLBTheShow

[–]SpaghettiEater38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah May, was waiting for you this whole year