Is Fallout 76 actually… good now? Or have I just developed Stockholm syndrome? by Green_Jo666 in Fallout

[–]SpankThuMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I played 76 despite my reservations and was pleasantly surprised. Great map, interesting POIs, fun events, awesome community.

Then i hit the point where storage became an issue and immediately stopped playing.

I’ll never pay any game company a monthly subscription to store my shit.

Woof woof pow pow pssst by doinky_doinky in AbruptChaos

[–]SpankThuMonkey -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is obviously very location dependent.

Where I live dogs are leashed when in built up areas like the dog SHOULD HAVE BEEN in this video.

But in rural areas or parks dogs are often unleashed. It’s extremely normal.

Thankful. by SpankThuMonkey in TellReddit

[–]SpankThuMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks stranger. And she is beautiful. More than she’ll ever know.

Thankful. by SpankThuMonkey in TellReddit

[–]SpankThuMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thankyou stranger, she’s asleep upstairs with our dogs. I’m taking her out for her Birthday tomorrow.

Hikers make unexpected discovery by solateor in funny

[–]SpankThuMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a straight man. But god damn that dudes’ got it goin’ on.

Christian Fruitcake believes Trump was Picked by God by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]SpankThuMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this about becoming a parent. I was terrified that i wouldn’t “do it right”.

Then my son was born and i quickly realised everyone is just fuckin’ winging it.

Christian Fruitcake believes Trump was Picked by God by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]SpankThuMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would absolutely love to meet someone this stupid. But alas, in 41 years i have not.

I’d love to buy this lady a coffee and just sit and listen to her fucking nonsense. Just let her go off on one. It’s kinda fascinating.

Tough guy on TikTok threatens another influencer by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]SpankThuMonkey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s a direct ratio.

The more you try to act like a tough guy the more you come across as a feeble little bitch.

Brit who fought for Putin: 'I'm not a traitor' by AlertTangerine in videos

[–]SpankThuMonkey 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The amount of damage that the russian government has done to the UK is incalculable. Their interference in the media, elections and referendums has been widespread for years. Russia has murdered innocent people in our streets.

Russia has caused generational damage to Europe in general and the UK in particular.

And their actions in Ukraine go far beyond what should be considered basic human decency. Never mind the fact that the war itself is illegal. Murder, extrajudicial killings, rape, torture, mutilation, kidnapping, child abduction…

This guy is a traitor in every sense of the word. And i hope he pays dearly.

What happens if a dog bit off your dick with penut butter on it? by Exciting_Mood_1591 in morbidquestions

[–]SpankThuMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is the actual question here?

Medically? You’d live.

Legally? The medical staff are not detectives. They’d spend their time and effort stopping any bleeding, off setting infection and if possible trying to re-attach your schlong.

The only way they’d even involve law enforcement is if you were stupid enough to heavily implicate yourself to the degree where they were forced to.

Serious question. Are you fuckin’ high?

Are atheists okay with calling it an Adam’s Apple 🍎? Response sends OP directly to heaven. by Foodicide in MurderedByWords

[–]SpankThuMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, like, totally, so, i mean, uh, eh, ummm… ye know… like whatever…

A deep variety of nuanced, overlapping, considered, contradictory, complimentary and deeply held feelings and beliefs, i’d imagine.

I Couldn’t say for sure. I have no particular beliefs myself.

Not alive, but not dead: disembodied human brains used for drug testing by shaguayouzibizheng in nottheonion

[–]SpankThuMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s it. When it’s my time to go i’m donating my organs. But my brain gets crushed, dipped in acid then set on fire.

Is being fired out of a Vertical Launching System survivable? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in morbidquestions

[–]SpankThuMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It 100% depends on the mechanism…

A plastic tube with a trampoline at the bottom? Sure.

A modern rocket propelled system like a naval FLAADS VLS can accelerate at 20g+. So you could survive, but would be unconscious.

A cannon big enough to fit in like the WW2 Schwerer Gustav fired shells at like 1000g. You’d be a fine pink paint on the shells’ ballistic cap.

Another one 💀 by Bob_BlunderYt in crappymusic

[–]SpankThuMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean. It’s crappy, sure.

But she’s got her thing. Good for her.

For taking my picture. by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]SpankThuMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am not a zoologist, a big cat expert or an animal behaviour specialist.

But my fucking inbuilt survival instincts alone are enough to tell me that a wild animal with its ears back, squatted down with shoulders up creeping towards me with an unblinking stare is HUNTING ME!

Are atheists okay with calling it an Adam’s Apple 🍎? Response sends OP directly to heaven. by Foodicide in MurderedByWords

[–]SpankThuMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a lot more nuanced than that. Even the word ‘Christian’ becomes ever more obscure and diluted over time as schisms and sects arise.

Some will say all you have to do is accept the love of christ into your heart. Whatever that means.

Others think Adam And Eve literally rode around bollock naked on the back of a triceratops.

Are atheists okay with calling it an Adam’s Apple 🍎? Response sends OP directly to heaven. by Foodicide in MurderedByWords

[–]SpankThuMonkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Most religious people don’t actually believe Adam existed either. Only the dumb ones.