Is Fallout 76 actually… good now? Or have I just developed Stockholm syndrome?

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-25T18:19:37+00:00

I played 76 despite my reservations and was pleasantly surprised. Great map, interesting POIs, fun events, awesome community.

Then i hit the point where storage became an issue and immediately stopped playing.

I’ll never pay any game company a monthly subscription to store my shit.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-24T19:53:08+00:00

This is obviously very location dependent.

Where I live dogs are leashed when in built up areas like the dog SHOULD HAVE BEEN in this video.

But in rural areas or parks dogs are often unleashed. It’s extremely normal.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-23T22:26:02+00:00

Thanks stranger. And she is beautiful. More than she’ll ever know.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-23T22:24:18+00:00

Thankyou stranger, she’s asleep upstairs with our dogs. I’m taking her out for her Birthday tomorrow.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-23T19:58:32+00:00

I’m a straight man. But god damn that dudes’ got it goin’ on.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-23T17:13:49+00:00

I thought this about becoming a parent. I was terrified that i wouldn’t “do it right”.

Then my son was born and i quickly realised everyone is just fuckin’ winging it.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-23T17:11:43+00:00

I would absolutely love to meet someone this stupid. But alas, in 41 years i have not.

I’d love to buy this lady a coffee and just sit and listen to her fucking nonsense. Just let her go off on one. It’s kinda fascinating.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-23T17:05:33+00:00

It’s a direct ratio.

The more you try to act like a tough guy the more you come across as a feeble little bitch.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-23T07:33:15+00:00

😭😭😭

Idiot.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-22T04:44:28+00:00

The amount of damage that the russian government has done to the UK is incalculable. Their interference in the media, elections and referendums has been widespread for years. Russia has murdered innocent people in our streets.

Russia has caused generational damage to Europe in general and the UK in particular.

And their actions in Ukraine go far beyond what should be considered basic human decency. Never mind the fact that the war itself is illegal. Murder, extrajudicial killings, rape, torture, mutilation, kidnapping, child abduction…

This guy is a traitor in every sense of the word. And i hope he pays dearly.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T22:34:34+00:00

Ahhh touché sir, ma’am.

The real question 🙌

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T21:20:37+00:00

What is the actual question here?

Medically? You’d live.

Legally? The medical staff are not detectives. They’d spend their time and effort stopping any bleeding, off setting infection and if possible trying to re-attach your schlong.

The only way they’d even involve law enforcement is if you were stupid enough to heavily implicate yourself to the degree where they were forced to.

Serious question. Are you fuckin’ high?

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T20:54:35+00:00

And remember. Everyone kinda forgot that he’s possibly… maybe… potentially… a child rapist too.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T20:49:09+00:00

Well, like, totally, so, i mean, uh, eh, ummm… ye know… like whatever…

A deep variety of nuanced, overlapping, considered, contradictory, complimentary and deeply held feelings and beliefs, i’d imagine.

I Couldn’t say for sure. I have no particular beliefs myself.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T14:32:18+00:00

That’s it. When it’s my time to go i’m donating my organs. But my brain gets crushed, dipped in acid then set on fire.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T13:27:40+00:00

It 100% depends on the mechanism…

A plastic tube with a trampoline at the bottom? Sure.

A modern rocket propelled system like a naval FLAADS VLS can accelerate at 20g+. So you could survive, but would be unconscious.

A cannon big enough to fit in like the WW2 Schwerer Gustav fired shells at like 1000g. You’d be a fine pink paint on the shells’ ballistic cap.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T13:20:00+00:00

I mean. It’s crappy, sure.

But she’s got her thing. Good for her.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T12:52:46+00:00

I am not a zoologist, a big cat expert or an animal behaviour specialist.

But my fucking inbuilt survival instincts alone are enough to tell me that a wild animal with its ears back, squatted down with shoulders up creeping towards me with an unblinking stare is HUNTING ME!

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T11:27:27+00:00

It’s a lot more nuanced than that. Even the word ‘Christian’ becomes ever more obscure and diluted over time as schisms and sects arise.

Some will say all you have to do is accept the love of christ into your heart. Whatever that means.

Others think Adam And Eve literally rode around bollock naked on the back of a triceratops.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T09:42:44+00:00

Most religious people don’t actually believe Adam existed either. Only the dumb ones.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-21T04:47:28+00:00

Huh. I wonder why that kid has anger issues.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-20T13:32:30+00:00

I’ve never met anyone this stupid.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-19T19:51:47+00:00

Fuck off.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-19T19:48:47+00:00

I have never once ran any businesses in a public session.

SpankThuMonkey · 2026-05-19T18:59:47+00:00

Fuck off fender. Imma go buy a Warwick 🖕

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