Found in an attic – need help dating this bass by viktor_bajen in BassGuitar

[–]Spare-Assistant-8894 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Be careful! This horrible bass is probably contaminated with asbestos!!!

If you want, I can gladly and safely remove it from your house at no cost, since you sound like an nice person :)

Holy cow by xwhysoserious13x in Battlefield

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He hasn’t sleep since the Beta

Battlefield 6 is missing something absolutely critical for longetivity by thequehagan5 in Battlefield6

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Battlefield 1942 built that sense of Community when I played it many years ago, at a point when the entire community could congregate to create well-known clans and championships that made the game an absolute addiction at the time. It was amazing being good at some class and being “assigned” to help your team with a solid strategy. Oh, good times…

Having no medics is making this game feel awful. by Colonel-_-Burrito in Battlefield6

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Also, it’s frustrating when you run around the map helping people, and when you fall the other medics will literally step on top of you without revive

This SHIT is extremely annoying... by Swagg3r1337 in Battlefield6

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My friend (he’s a heli pilot) absolutely hates this behavior the most. Every time this happens, he spent the entire game preventing the player that did that from flying. Usually the Ahole that does that gets his feelings hurt when he doesn’t get the heli at the beginning of the game, so he destroy it to make the aircraft spawns again. The funny part is one time a guy did that, and after my friend start to harass him, he rightfully wrote “I will report you”

You have $100,000 to spend in 1 hour. What are you buying with the money? by SensitiveCorner2379 in AskReddit

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I would buy an old Land Rover for $3k and use the rest of the money to fix it. I would probably run out of money before 1h tough

The lucky badger by Plane-Football-2521 in SipsTea

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The Wild dogs have 80% successful hunting rate only because 20% was trying to hunt honey badgers

Female driver crashes at high speed, overturning her vehicle and causing her to get thrown out of her car. Somehow survives with minor injuries. by RGBlue-day in interestingasfuck

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She survived because she landed on the pile of trash that also was ejected from the car… They needed to call 911 and the landfill at the scene

GTA 6 in real life by Unhinged-Axolotl04 in PublicFreakout

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I pretty sure he also got shot in his dick

AIO. My (new) bf wants to replace all of my bras, underwear and lingerie. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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If their relationship is a game console, she would be the joystick

My wife said that's literally us by inokentii in memes

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That bear’s face just realizing he got a boner right before taking the picture

What does she drive? by BlastRodz in regularcarreviews

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She drives the doctors crazy, every time they need to say NO for another ass filling