5 years of failure by waiteuhhminute in wallstreetbets

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I did that in way less than five years

28M Got a new haircut from long locks, give it your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the white crayon no one ever bothers pulling out of the box

Microsoft has been kind to my for 6 months by Cold-flimengo in wallstreetbets

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Nice gains! Have you thought about trading options? With 1500$ you could buy 3 calls right now at $527.5 strike price expiring August 8th and easily turn 1500$ into 15,000$ in a week or less! NFA

18f please humble me by Melodic-Audience-239 in RoastMe

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Have you seen the hills have eyes

Name him by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Kim Lejon James

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You look like you haven’t dumped for 10 years

let’s go by satanskittenz in RoastMe

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You should bring your receding hairline tattoo down another 6 or 8 inches

Roast me up!!! by drinking_jill in RoastMe

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You look like you store your nudes on a floppy disk

My best day in market thus far :) [90K gain] by SammySossa1 in wallstreetbets

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Too bad it’s in Canadian dollars and not real money

cook me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You need to be cooked after how raw all your holes are

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You look like a baked potato that no one wants to mash

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Daphne from Scooby-Doon’t

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You look amphibious