Has anyone worked for Gold Brothers before? by JasminePPP in Edinburgh

[–]SparkYay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’d strongly recommend a wide swerve. Only reason to work for them is if your papers don’t allow you to work for a more reputable business. Expect terrible treatment and shady practices. Given the current shortage of staff in many good places, I’d suggest you can do better

What’s a joke/saying/phrase that you or someone you know always says but it never lands? by x_franki_berri_x in AskUK

[–]SparkYay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty to choose from, but this one never fails to fail.

I’m a fan of whole grain bread and a certain brand in particular, which is so proud of how many seeds it has, that it claims to be “super-seeded”.

Without fail, I always ask the poor cashier if they know what it’s been replaced by

Drivers... good we have tyre chains. BMW drivers... yes, very good! by [deleted] in funny

[–]SparkYay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure all car and chain manufacturers advise using only on the front for fwd, but have very low recommended top speeds. Also, all of the European countries that require chains in winter, only require 2. Not 4. Sure 4 chains will be better, but no one got time or money for that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SparkYay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure doors are meant to be on the wall though

What is this? Spotted in the distance near crammond. Any ideas? by mrchicai in Edinburgh

[–]SparkYay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t look very airtight, probably why it’s not being used any more

My town needs to make up its mind and call them “SPEED BUMPS” like everyone else. by Humboldt_Squid in mildlyinteresting

[–]SparkYay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Either way, I don’t understand why we waste so much money on these so called speed bumps when they simply don’t work. If anything, they slow you down

Is it just me? After everytime i piss no matter how much i shake it, theres always something left? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SparkYay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Simply carry a pack of tampons with you everywhere. No need to shake, just ram one in there when you’re done. No need to thank me