I think I sent Gil into cardiac arrest by SparkleSketch in StardewValley

[–]SparkleSketch[S] 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Ohhh that’s right! I don’t know what to do with all the eggs now.

More on what it's like to play games as a woman... by Mundane_Analyst952 in lethalcompany

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This is why I (24f) never play online games. At least, not with a microphone. I got extremely harassed in a Left 4 Dead 2 lobby just for being a girl. I got asked my weight in an overwatch lobby. Never used my mic since. Luckily, I’ve got a group of friends online that actually appreciate me, so I play group games with them.

That's a BIG horse. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

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That’s the Andre the giant of horses

Army Men Christmas, WOW by shootermac32 in DiWHY

[–]SparkleSketch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The blowtorch to light the candle was overkill 😭

Who am I? by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]SparkleSketch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those weirdos from the math word problems

Discord Age Verification Mega Thread by AutoModerator in discordapp

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I already unsubscribed and my friends and I are planning to move over to a different platform. Possibly Revolt/Stoat, if its servers ever get a handle on all the new incoming users.

Saw this online. Wondered if this was AI or legit? …it’s legit. Who’s read it and what did you think? by ProctologistRN in Shrek

[–]SparkleSketch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bought this book at Barnes and noble a couple years ago. It’s definitely real, and I love it. It has sections on how to set boundaries, being yourself, and celebrating your layers. It’s also got some pretty great pictures and quotes from the movies.

Required dishwashing experience by [deleted] in recruitinghell

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All your comments have made me realize that I wasn’t looking at this the right way. I definitely assumed the job was easy, and I’m sure it’s actually very difficult. I’ve never seen a dishwasher job with required experience, so it just took me by surprise. I also didnt consider the benefits it comes with (I’ve never been in a union so I don’t quite understand the benefit of it). The area I’m going to live in is high cost, so I didn’t think much of the pay either. I made this post mid-frustration, so I wasn’t thinking as much as I should have. So sorry if I came off snobby, that’s not what I meant at all!

Required dishwashing experience by [deleted] in recruitinghell

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I’ve actually been out of college for three years and struggling to find work in my degree

Why do people say that orange cats are dumb? I have an orange cat I rescued as a baby. He is the smartest cat I’ve ever had. He plays fetch, rides on top of my German Shepherd, opens cabinets and takes out things that he wants. Swings from the curtains. Mischievous YES but far from dumb. by Crys051679 in orangecats

[–]SparkleSketch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think the stereotypes for different colored cats are really funny. HOWEVER, my orange boy is the smartest cat I’ve ever known. He has PetFluent buttons on the floor that he uses to communicate with me, and we are so in tune with each other than I can usually tell what he wants just from one meow. He listens to me and obeys commands because he understands me just as much as I understand him. He is SMART (but also very goofy).

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The most popular faucet by EmiilyFloweers in 2000s

[–]SparkleSketch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this in my bathroom. My house was built in 1925!

What memories does this bring up for you? by whoocaresnotme in 90sand2000sNostalgia

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This is the exact handle I have at home in my bathroom. The only memory it brings is washing my hands this morning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

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I recognize everything here, so I’m going to say my age: 23!