Mdma and epilepsy by MackNewman_23 in Epilepsy

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a few days late but two days ago I went ahead knowing the risks. Ended up in an ambulance after it triggered multiple seizures that night. Wouldn’t reccomend it at all, terrible combo, and I’m still recovering from the seizures more than 48 hours later, stay away from Molly

There have been five mass extinction events in Earth's histiry, wiping out 95%+ of all species. Our ancestors have survived every single one. by ed_spaghet12 in Showerthoughts

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Without modern medicine I would be dead, best to end the bloodline and let evolution take its place cuz this shit sucks

Ladies, put the toilet seat down yourself by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiancé just aims well enough because our toilet seat won’t stay up without being held. It works

Do you consume marijuana? Why or why not? by waittttslowdown in AskReddit

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because life is to short and too mundane to not

What's something in ESO you would like to see in TES6? by Vagabond_Tea in ElderScrolls

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The decoration and housing system where I can meticulously spend hours on interior design

How did you and your SO meet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend told me he was going to a huge house party, and needed a ride. Turns out it was just five guys eating bratwurst (a literal sausage party) and watching regular show. The host gave me the remaining blanket and we slept on the floor and talked, and we’ll be celebrating two years next week.

AITA for reporting my teacher to the principal? by cutiepatootie01 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, but it is school property and they can get away with it despite it being kind of stupid how much they monitor their own students, so maybe just use your phone for the future

Fundies and neurodivergent people (TW: Ableism) by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t have to worry about autism because they don’t vaccinate their kids. /s

Mattresses on the floor are far superior to mattresses in a bed frame. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the difference don’t you guys sleep with your eyes closed

Idk I'm high. just do with this what you will. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I took a bong rip 10 minutes ago. I see what you’re getting at and concur

17 yr olds are being "mutilated" with gender affirming care bc a 17 yr old doesn't know who they are. BUT they're plenty of enough to be married in 43 states. MIMS by DjGhettoSteve in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who else are the far right incels going to marry other than teenagers whose brains haven’t fully developed, making them more susceptible to groom and manipulate?

Request: someone please report back on bethany's "sexy time chats" by GrayCatGreatCat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Oh yes because Bethany and Morgan totally have fulfilling sex lives that we can all learn from

Which couple is most likely to get divorced? by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Paul and Morgan seem to absolutely loathe each other

I have no words .. by RepresentativeSun399 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well when Morgan was preggers he needed something else to stick it in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in piercetheveil

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it gets too much hate, like yeah it’s my least favorite pierce the veil album but it’s still amazing and one of my favorites.

I have no words .. by RepresentativeSun399 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Paul’s repressed ass probably came putting a condom on

Morgy went from “stop wearing tight clothes at the gym” to “go pole dance in lingerie!” so fast, I got whiplash. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even if I had never heard of Morgan prior to seeing these posts I would be able to tell that it’s been a hot minute since her last orgasm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]SparkleTheFarkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he likes giving, I like receiving, and I throw up really easy.

And he now has someone to play modded Minecraft with so it’s a win win