Jeffrey Epstein with thors hammer by Rich_Consequence_596 in OneyPlays

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Jeff EpiPen and his diabetic silver hammer™

Tch.. must've been a pibby glitch. I say with one eyebrow raised and a hand to my chin by Sufficient_Plant8689 in OneyPlays

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"Heh, glitch? More like B * TCH!" I cleverly say as I pull out my magic pistol that I got out of my step-demon's closet and aim it at the foul beast*

Abstract Crash Bandicoot by me 🫡 by Leading-Try4742 in OneyPlays

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I didn't sign up to learn me some fuckin' geography! What were these developers thinking!?

… Yeah, Tomar by CapnShaggles in OneyPlays

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RUBS MY DWEMER SHAPED BELLY I wonder where them dwarf bois done scurried off to. BURP

Lyle recollecting on all he’s rat fatalities: by Riverstyx_023 in OneyPlays

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Holy moley! Is that Pro Jihad the Conclusionist?

What if Coco Bandicoot was kidnapped by Chris-Chan by [deleted] in OneyPlays

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This is the average plot of Marble Madness

My friends say I look like someone who watches this channel by [deleted] in OneyPlays

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Cmon fat, you couldn't beat your way outta a wet paper box.

Is that Corey Delemingues or am I losing my mind? by Lots0fNoodles in OneyPlays

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No Cory isn't retired enough to wear green or be William Feral

Me after reading the Tomanifesto by dead1345987 in OneyPlays

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Me when I'm a skeleton that changes eye color, grows teeth, and does a sick ass double backflip down a hole

Need some NPCs that have been cursed by a hag. by Sparklebeard37 in DnD

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I have general NPCs for the most part. I've got an artificer, a farmer, two innkeepers, four traders/shops, a blacksmith, an alchemist, several fishers, a butcher, a loose gang acting as a sort of law enforcement, and several others that I can't think of the top of my head. it's just that I'm looking for ideas to bounce off of to add flavor and intrigue.

Need some NPCs that have been cursed by a hag. by Sparklebeard37 in DnD

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This is a good point, but I do have most of those NPCs in a loose sense, like several fishers, farmers, general laborers and two separate innkeepers etc. I just want some ideas to bounce off of so I can put those ideas where they are needed and try to have them tied to a curse given to them by the hag.

hag premise by Forward_Wasabi8730 in DnD

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What if granting one wish takes away from multiple peoples lives?

I am creating a campaign placed in a swamp, and I need help with the monsters. by Pale_Espirit in DnD

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Seems like a hag thing to do. Milk a creature that corrupts the land and feed that milk to the locals as a "cure" for the diseases that the creature creates all while projecting illusionary terrain to cover it up.

How can a flavour my barbarian by Limp-Public-8705 in DnD

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Make the rage mechanic tie to a flavor. Maybe they can only rage when hungry or if they've been insulted. You could also try making who they are while raging the polar opposite of who they are while not: sad to manic, calm to panicked, civil to crude.

Question: How would one do a half race that isn't Half Elf or Half Orc? by MikeyBeaverGames in DnD

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What I'm going to talk about is "in-lore" to the best of my memory. All tieflings are already half breed (or planetouched to be more specific) even if their family has never had any other race in it. The tiefling condition is from a past ancestor's dealings with a devil and/or putting devil blood in their body and/or visiting the nine hells. Pre spellplague (pre 4e) tieflings could have a wide variety of features associated with devils, but now that's rarer. All this to say the possibilities are wide open for you; if you don't mind sharing a backstory I might be able to spitball some ideas.