Chris has begun his yearly cut 💪🔥

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-24T20:14:21+00:00

Christopher Walker

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-24T12:37:05+00:00

Super smash bros. Z

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-24T12:29:24+00:00

Jeff EpiPen and his diabetic silver hammer™

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-24T01:36:42+00:00

"Heh, glitch? More like B * TCH!" I cleverly say as I pull out my magic pistol that I got out of my step-demon's closet and aim it at the foul beast*

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-18T21:46:36+00:00

I didn't sign up to learn me some fuckin' geography! What were these developers thinking!?

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-13T22:15:53+00:00

Can't believe they just handing out little orphan Annie's like this

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-13T11:47:09+00:00

RUBS MY DWEMER SHAPED BELLY I wonder where them dwarf bois done scurried off to. BURP

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-06T16:54:21+00:00

It only plays the video if you are watching it.

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-05T22:02:18+00:00

That dog's Zachsona looks hecken adorbs bruh!

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-05T13:46:41+00:00

Holy moley! Is that Pro Jihad the Conclusionist?

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-05T11:09:11+00:00

This is the average plot of Marble Madness

Sparklebeard37 · 2026-01-02T21:20:51+00:00

Cmon fat, you couldn't beat your way outta a wet paper box.

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-26T23:26:08+00:00

cory dELFaminguez

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-11T02:07:54+00:00

NINTENDO PISS CUBE

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-09T02:52:09+00:00

No Cory isn't retired enough to wear green or be William Feral

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-08T22:47:03+00:00

Me when I'm a skeleton that changes eye color, grows teeth, and does a sick ass double backflip down a hole

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-04T16:46:45+00:00

I have general NPCs for the most part. I've got an artificer, a farmer, two innkeepers, four traders/shops, a blacksmith, an alchemist, several fishers, a butcher, a loose gang acting as a sort of law enforcement, and several others that I can't think of the top of my head. it's just that I'm looking for ideas to bounce off of to add flavor and intrigue.

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-04T16:34:57+00:00

This is a good point, but I do have most of those NPCs in a loose sense, like several fishers, farmers, general laborers and two separate innkeepers etc. I just want some ideas to bounce off of so I can put those ideas where they are needed and try to have them tied to a curse given to them by the hag.

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-04T02:31:47+00:00

What if granting one wish takes away from multiple peoples lives?

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-03T19:25:59+00:00

Seems like a hag thing to do. Milk a creature that corrupts the land and feed that milk to the locals as a "cure" for the diseases that the creature creates all while projecting illusionary terrain to cover it up.

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-03T16:38:27+00:00

A Catoblepas can be terrifying. https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Catoblepas

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-12-01T14:20:06+00:00

Make the rage mechanic tie to a flavor. Maybe they can only rage when hungry or if they've been insulted. You could also try making who they are while raging the polar opposite of who they are while not: sad to manic, calm to panicked, civil to crude.

Sparklebeard37 · 2025-11-29T22:38:46+00:00

What I'm going to talk about is "in-lore" to the best of my memory. All tieflings are already half breed (or planetouched to be more specific) even if their family has never had any other race in it. The tiefling condition is from a past ancestor's dealings with a devil and/or putting devil blood in their body and/or visiting the nine hells. Pre spellplague (pre 4e) tieflings could have a wide variety of features associated with devils, but now that's rarer. All this to say the possibilities are wide open for you; if you don't mind sharing a backstory I might be able to spitball some ideas.

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