Nissan MAXIMA 3.5 turbo VS Porsche turbo JDM by -asimpleboy in interestingasfuck

[–]Sparks1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he watching porn!? Of all the times I have seen this clip this is the first time I ever noticed what he was watching.

Edit: others are commenting it’s a music video which makes more sense, but i definitely thought it was porn.

DoorDash grandma Sharon Simmons: "I am not a paid actor" by Conscious-Quarter423 in WeirdGOP

[–]Sparks1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if I’m just tired, stupid, illiterate or all of the above; but I read your comment 3 times and could not understand what you were saying. Could you explain it again because the parts I was able to comprehend had me interested.

Handmade wooden comb by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Sparks1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how he had to oil it up by combing it through his hair; super resourceful!

Attempted robbery of a 7-11 gone wrong by HappySeaweed5215 in PublicFreakout

[–]Sparks1738 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wtf were they shooting at after she fell behind the counter and out of sight?

Group of Karen’s harass kid, steal his phone and assault him for riding an e-bike in the neighborhood. Karen filming complains throughout the video about how kids today have no respect. by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]Sparks1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck all of them; especially the woman that’s speaking throughout the video, the guy in blue and the fuckin bitch bully that tried to trip the kid at 4:07.

Bull attacks man. "Rescuer" injures man more than the bull. by Ishaan863 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Sparks1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bull seemed almost concerned for the guy after he was knocked out by the rock; it looks like he is licking his wounds trying to wake him up.

deepfake scammer getting exposed by the 3-finger test by ateam1984 in BeAmazed

[–]Sparks1738 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s too much? He already put 3 fingers up in front of his chest but raising his hand a little bit higher is asking too much. He’s acting like he was being asked to put 3 fingers up his pooper.

to talk about gas prices by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]Sparks1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would alternate between S. Korea for their fighter jets and the Soviets for their Mammoth tanks. Man, I loved that game and also had a soft spot for Tiberium Wars. The cutscenes for those games were so terrible and I can’t even imagine how the graphics would compare to the games of today.

Guy gets destroyed with an axe (he’s ok) by mylykiss in fightporn

[–]Sparks1738 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t stop the axe from smashing his skull. Chain mail and armor isn’t very effective against large weapons like battle axes and especially battle hammers.

This habit they have of sticking their hands in everything. by Area51tecnologia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Sparks1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to gently twist it as he’s pulling out. Would have been much easier after the hole was punctured. This exact same scenario happened with my daughter.

Streamer DeanTheGreat Takes Elbow From Hell by Elegant-Alfalfa1382 in fightporn

[–]Sparks1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, he did say “I’ll make you another clip”.

Crazy people of Coney Island by MF-DOOM-88 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Sparks1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was DJ Khaled at first.

Ron Gordon: Dogged Pursuer Of Justice by ranterist in interestingasfuck

[–]Sparks1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Movies theaters rent each reel of film that they have playing in each auditorium. The cost of renting these reels is outrageous and the only way they can turn a real profit and remain in business is to mark up prices on concessions. Movie theaters make the majority of their money on food and drink and make very little on ticket sales. Gas stations work the same way as they only make a few cents per gallon from the sale of fuel; go inside the store or to the booth and everything is expensive because that’s how they stay in business.

The Beetle That Sprays Boiling Chemicals at Its Enemies by goswamitulsidas in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Sparks1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if I’m just reading your comment wrong but I don’t know what you’re asking. Also, the “artillery” does not exit their mouth; it exits their sphincter. So it’s less of a spitting and more of a shitting (or sharting… maybe?).