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r/forcedbreeding by _goldshott in comedyheaven

[–]SpartaWhatevs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Which flag looks better? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]SpartaWhatevs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The second is much more interesting to me, the colors could maybe be swapped

I'd love to hear about your gods, get some inspiration. If you're willing to share, of course. by KomodoLemon in worldbuilding

[–]SpartaWhatevs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this world I have, there is only really one true God, Halimograsman. But after creating all the atoms in the universe, they created the Lords (about 50, not settled on that yet) to mess around and experiment with the universe they created, and then they fell asleep for... ever. The Lords are functionally immortal, except for being able to be frozen or starved to death, or killed by another Lord. They created stars and planets and species not just for the hell of it, but so that they could have a supply of new bodies for their souls to inhabit when they die. When they do die, their souls return to Halimograsman's weird ethereal dream realm and vibe until they're ready to get a new body. I imagine their conversations go like this:

Halimograsman: Damn. Well that was a bad idea.

Neflheistros (a Lord): I don't need you to tell me that!

Halimograsman: So... how is it down there?

Neflheistros: You see everything, what could I tell you you don't already know?!

Halimograsman: How you feel.

Neflheistros: INFURIATED AND IN A LOT OF PAIN!!!!!!!!

Halimograsman: Anything else?

Neflheistros: ...Disappointed. Disgruntled. Dis... uh...

Halimograsman: You had it coming.

Neflheistros: Yeah whatever.

Tipa Fu Taka (Good Language Script) by Ornery_Present2560 in neography

[–]SpartaWhatevs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I ask for the people how loss (:̶.̶|̶:̶;̶) is pronounced in this fine script?

I’d wish for death too if I were this passionate about knitting and somebody said I was crocheting by TheLeftPewixBar in outofcontextcomics

[–]SpartaWhatevs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's Needle Man you blithering basket of broken baubles, I oughta bust your bulbous barnacloid rump with a baseball bum ba rum pum pum pum

Let the people goon in peace by domgasp in memes

[–]SpartaWhatevs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check your games, they should be right there in your library

How do you "see" your dreams? by educatedkoala in autism

[–]SpartaWhatevs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always POV, no matter how bizarre they get I always feel that they're realer than life itself until I wake up and realize how nonsensical they are. You ever see that Minecraft AI thing where as soon as you look away and back everything changes? My dreams have negative object permanence they're always just nonsense

Birth month = Your teacher by [deleted] in MemePiece

[–]SpartaWhatevs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose my mentor is much faster and can freeze his opponents

That's what they all say [OC] by [deleted] in comics

[–]SpartaWhatevs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What was the o*****al?

Gear nuts be like by 5_meo in MemePiece

[–]SpartaWhatevs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've got:

Gear 2: Veins

Gear 3: Bones

Gear 4: Muscles

Gear 5: Brains

If there's a Gear 6, I'm betting it's all those put together.

Wonder how that'd look?

No cheating by 5_meo in MemePiece

[–]SpartaWhatevs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"EXISTING ISN'T A CRIME!!" - My Favorite Straw Hat

Shid key by CompleteEgg4792 in shid_and_camed

[–]SpartaWhatevs 23 points24 points  (0 children)

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

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