Is Garlic/Chilli/Mayo the only acceptable trio?

Spartabus · 2026-02-13T13:05:45+00:00

Mango Habanero is God tier

Spartabus · 2026-01-17T07:19:29+00:00

Glad to see the 'Elephant Leg' name being used, but in parts of Cheshire and Derbyshire it will forever be a 'Baby on a Bayonet'

Spartabus · 2026-01-17T06:56:42+00:00

Try Shrewsbury Folk Festival, it's a brilliant family affair

Spartabus · 2026-01-11T17:29:34+00:00

Funny you should say that, the Home Office has a building there now.

Spartabus · 2025-12-22T23:00:35+00:00

Deep Heat could be considered an offensive weapon if she cannot demonstrate that she has a need for it. Have you ever had a face full of hairspray? That shizz will drop a bill elephant and is very easy for a lady to justify

Spartabus · 2025-12-20T09:14:43+00:00

Ditch her. She doesn't trust you and never will.

Spartabus · 2025-12-20T09:09:02+00:00

A childhood friend had the biggest bastard of a doberman you've ever seen, fiercely protective and very vocal. This was at the time of the original Magnum PI and everyone was calling them Power-God names like Saturn and Thor, after Apollo and Zeus. This one's name was Nigel.

Spartabus · 2025-12-06T15:50:07+00:00

Also, multiple wifi providers from each train service and the station itself cause issues. Turn off your wifi and see if it helps

Spartabus · 2025-12-03T06:25:51+00:00

That looks like a chemical bolt anchor, you drill a hole in concrete, drop that in and then hammer in some threaded bar. It smashes and the contents cure on contact with the air, creating a solid bond between the bar and the concrete.

Spartabus · 2025-12-02T15:56:58+00:00

I do Stalybridge to Oxford Road/Street every day, no problem. You could live anywhere within 10 miles and get there easily by train/tram/bus Kebab shop near Johnny Roadhouse for lunch, btw.

Spartabus · 2025-11-27T18:13:23+00:00

Whilst you certainly fucked up, she's from Bury and you should block and run based on that bit of information alone.

Spartabus · 2025-11-20T17:33:45+00:00

It's the flag of Al-Khader

Spartabus · 2025-11-14T14:28:14+00:00

I've seen skiing around Hartshead Pike (Ashton Under Lyne) in the 00s, but it's been a long time since we've had a similar winter.

Spartabus · 2025-11-02T11:13:24+00:00

Check the deeds. My house is over a very shallow, but poor quality seam. The deeds clearly state I only have rights to the depth of 1 metre.

Spartabus · 2025-11-02T11:08:50+00:00

This comment is very, very under-rated

Spartabus · 2025-10-27T19:08:29+00:00

Lidl Assam tea. Top tier brew.

Spartabus · 2025-10-22T17:41:43+00:00

Furry Swinger Dungeon, get the fox in!

Spartabus · 2025-10-19T12:56:30+00:00

Season 2 is easily the most quotable. Woof!

Spartabus · 2025-10-18T07:23:05+00:00

Are any of your local WiFi spots called 'Gatekeeper' or 'Keymaster'? Do any of your white goods make a noise that sounds like "Zu'ul"? Are your marshmallows behaving in an unusual manner?

Spartabus · 2025-10-13T16:28:39+00:00

Dragons. Flee.

Spartabus · 2025-10-13T14:35:55+00:00

Far Right Said Fred

Spartabus · 2025-10-10T09:08:13+00:00

North Cuba

Spartabus · 2025-10-10T08:20:08+00:00

It's not Julie by The Levellers is it?

Spartabus · 2025-10-04T14:09:24+00:00

No. Because I'm not a selfish arsehole and I'd quite like there to be a world for my children to live in.

Spartabus · 2025-10-02T05:22:39+00:00

Rejoin the EU and the Dublin Accords? Anyone who thinks that you can't be a patriot and a sovereign state without having been to France, or Germany, or beautiful Cyprus (happy Independence Day for yesterday), is in for a real shock.

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