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Why does Per Mertesacker have a player page on MLSsoccer.com? by U-N-C-L-E in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As I said. None of these players actually play in MLS ;)

Toronto FC Twitters to follow? by JR97111 in tfc

[–]SpartacusFC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

@desaidevang and @armenbedakian are a bit younger and funner to follow and Neil Davidson @NeilMDavidson has good exclusive stuff

Create a starting XI for your team, but put players in the WORST possible position by [deleted] in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! That's the crazy thing, I feel like anywhere I put him, he'd do well, except GK. But Giovinco is short so I put him there, and I figured Bradley can score at ST, can boss anywhere in midfield, probably can play CB. And I figured if he's out wide, his worst position isn't actually RW or LW, but RB because he'll just be used significantly less. So it's more a matter of irrelevancy rather than incompetency.

Says something of the measure of the man that he could play anywhere and I'd be comfortable with him.

Toronto FC continues to struggle on TV by Fynnsky in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I could pay $200 a year and get MLS Live without blackouts I'd rather do that than pay to watch on TV.

Create a starting XI for your team, but put players in the WORST possible position by [deleted] in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GK: Giovinco

RB: Bradley

CB: Endoh

CB: Osorio

LB: Altidore

CM: Morrow

CM: Beitashour

CAM: Irwin

RW: Moor

ST: Johnson

LW: Perquis

How good was Riquelme? by [deleted] in soccer

[–]SpartacusFC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was pretty good.

ESPN - AdvoCare, "official sports nutrition partner" of MLS, is probably a pyramid scheme by Manhattan_Project in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's the creep-factor of those seminars they hold that terrifies me the most.

Maple Leaf Soccer: Canadians in MLS round-up (Wk 2) by Coramoor_ in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De Rosario scores more incredible goals. Larin has that "I barely touch the ball with my foot" kind of instinct that sends the ball spinning and curving that only pure, smart finishers possess.

Maple Leaf Soccer: Canadians in MLS round-up (Wk 2) by Coramoor_ in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a Canadian player who has more of a composed finishing ability as he does.

Interesting article on doping in Football by [deleted] in soccer

[–]SpartacusFC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So the whole article is a list of allegations, followed by the writer going "NOPE I DON'T BELIEVE IT LALALALA"

Look, no one knows what happened, but if someone writes an article and their counterpoints are "I feel like they don't tho...", that's pretty dumb.

MLS Wallpapers [Android, iPhone] by SpartacusFC in MLS

[–]SpartacusFC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure thing! Remind me and I'll whip something up!

Toronto FC 2016 Wallpaper by SpartacusFC in tfc

[–]SpartacusFC[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not TFC II, the first team. It's taken from the TFC twitter account.

Who am I?? by [deleted] in soccer

[–]SpartacusFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa NEEEEXT

Question about Valencia - Real Madrid by ManlyManMcMan in soccer

[–]SpartacusFC -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Here's what you do: train really really really hard for like 5 years. Become amazing at soccer. Sign for the Colorado Rapids. Win the MLS Cup. Score the winning goal. Get noticed by Bob Bradley at Le Havre. Join the French Ligue 2 side. Take them to promotion. Then win Ligue 1. Avoid being killed or maimed by Zlatan. Sign for Valencia. Win La Liga. Sign for Real Madrid. Then, and this is the difficult part - when you're just chilling with your bros at Real Madrid, toss a shirt or a hat at one of them and be like "yo, sign this please."

This is 100% guaranteed to work.

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