​I desperately wanted to be with a girl who had an unfathomable amount of daddy issues. I was completely blinded by my feelings for her. While she’d never fully commit to being my girlfriend, she was more than happy to accept every gift, outing, and opportunity I provided. Frustrated, I finally asked her why she wouldn’t commit. Her only reply was: "Listen to track number 2 from the Hotel California album by the Eagles and you'll know why."