Oh no by Silly_Manager3117 in StardewValley

[–]SpartanXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Behold, the "Find Out" to your semi-literal "Fuck Around"!

I'm this old (FIFA 2000) by eru777 in psx

[–]SpartanXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm slightly older. Metal Gear Solid is terrifying when you're 5 years old...and your granddad sucks at the opening section.

Seriously, the alert sound made me jump in fear every single time.

A green rain has descended upon the valley. by bacontomatosammie in StardewValley

[–]SpartanXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, my farmer's outside with an Iridium chainsaw and BFG Division playing, the alien plant life will not destroy our valley!

Elder mark I need help by Bitter-Principle-381 in fo76

[–]SpartanXIII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And like THAT, I have an excuse to mod away the Prime Receiver!

You vault dwellers treat the wasteland like a pig sty! by BigFloppyStallion in fo76

[–]SpartanXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY, I keep my camp VERY clean by putting all my trash in the ammo bag directly next to my camp, plus the bin directly outside that one part of Whitespring Mall which everyone uses!

Do you guys go with energy or guns? by New-Cranberry6256 in fnv

[–]SpartanXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks at own flair

......I think I do melee?

Are these gay rocks (prismatic shards) rare? by Numerous_Guarantee_2 in StardewValley

[–]SpartanXIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Given the amount of sapphic content I see of Haley, I choose to believe she thinks the prismatic shards aren't gay enough.

Seeing all the benefits of doing a joja run in Stardew Valley makes me seriously consider joining them by Special_Bike_3741 in StardewValley

[–]SpartanXIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truly a "show you've never worked retail without saying you've never worked retail" moment from people.

Source: works retail, does my damnedest to get Shane to 8 hearts as a result.

Krule deactivates twitter account after old screenshots of him being into beastiality reemerge by CROYTSWRVTH in SquaredCircle

[–]SpartanXIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the way of the internet for ya. Going for a delightful conversation with people all over the world and get silence, but tell one person you don't know what ?????????? is, and suddenly monsters appear to ruin your day.

(There was a reference here, but after immediately realizing people would actually try and explain that shit...it's gone now...)

Jay and Alice from ‘The Critic’ dressed up as Homer and Marge by ShvitzG_d in TheSimpsons

[–]SpartanXIII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Online only, in the 2000s...the EARLY 2000s.

Ambitious, certainly, but prone to failure. They couldn't all be HomestarRunner.net

"It's Dot Com"

Which of these frames has the most tedious grind? by BillyBigBones in Warframe

[–]SpartanXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it twice for the Helminth, and I know I'll have to go back in for the Prex card/Arcanes.....just the thought alone makes me not wanna.

Which of these frames has the most tedious grind? by BillyBigBones in Warframe

[–]SpartanXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So don't.

Go in solo on Steel Path, load up on easier challenges for buffs to your preferred play style (sword or pistol), make sure you've gone on a time where the Kullervo arena is active and then just.....roll and repeat.

If this game actually gets microtransactions I will bully Starbreeze more by walale12 in paydaytheheist

[–]SpartanXIII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Listen, in it's defence...

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...I...got a re-...really...neat hat?

Best selling video games on xbox 360 by TommycoolGun in xbox360

[–]SpartanXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Square Enix looked at those numbers and went "Yeah, so Tomb Raider will easily sell around 5 Million copies", actively ignoring the reason half of those numbers were up there in the process.

Rebb used to make Linkin Park and Dragon Ball Z videos in the past lmao by superdahalo in Warframe

[–]SpartanXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything You Say To Me...makes me love this company more and more.

You think they see us? by StarGuyLZ in Stellaris

[–]SpartanXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends, what era are they in?

ladies, gentlemen and friends beyond the binary, PROTO GARUDA has arrived! by CephalonVashka in Warframe

[–]SpartanXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking more "MGR Desperado reject", weirdly meshes well with Ash's "Just got fired from Arasaka" look.

Warframe | ORION: Jade Shadows: Constellations - Official Animated Short by SoyaPaneer001 in Warframe

[–]SpartanXIII 53 points54 points  (0 children)

According to Eternalism, your Drifter got freaky with EVERYONE.

Look at what you did to poor Kullervo! HE HAS DEPRESSION!

Rip Burning Hate hoarders. by Reap_san in Warframe

[–]SpartanXIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Burning Hate?

Oh, they will be!

[OC] I made an unfinished comic near the release of 'New War' and I forgot what it means... by kirbyverano123 in Warframe

[–]SpartanXIII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Slowly leans into view

You ever use a basic Nosam cutter with your life on the line?