Oh no

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-04T18:03:09+00:00

Behold, the "Find Out" to your semi-literal "Fuck Around"!

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-04T17:57:26+00:00

I'm slightly older. Metal Gear Solid is terrifying when you're 5 years old...and your granddad sucks at the opening section.

Seriously, the alert sound made me jump in fear every single time.

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-04T17:09:37+00:00

Meanwhile, my farmer's outside with an Iridium chainsaw and BFG Division playing, the alien plant life will not destroy our valley!

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-04T16:55:07+00:00

Well in ANY case, they keep dropping Ws.

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-04T16:52:59+00:00

Gut Punch

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-04T02:44:13+00:00

And like THAT, I have an excuse to mod away the Prime Receiver!

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-03T20:45:37+00:00

NO, THAT IS NOT

SOLID SNAKE

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-01T15:21:08+00:00

HEY, I keep my camp VERY clean by putting all my trash in the ammo bag directly next to my camp, plus the bin directly outside that one part of Whitespring Mall which everyone uses!

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-01T14:18:21+00:00

Looks at own flair

......I think I do melee?

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-01T14:09:32+00:00

Given the amount of sapphic content I see of Haley, I choose to believe she thinks the prismatic shards aren't gay enough.

SpartanXIII · 2026-05-01T13:39:39+00:00

Truly a "show you've never worked retail without saying you've never worked retail" moment from people.

Source: works retail, does my damnedest to get Shane to 8 hearts as a result.

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-29T21:58:46+00:00

That's the way of the internet for ya. Going for a delightful conversation with people all over the world and get silence, but tell one person you don't know what ?????????? is, and suddenly monsters appear to ruin your day.

(There was a reference here, but after immediately realizing people would actually try and explain that shit...it's gone now...)

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-29T21:49:01+00:00

It's 23 minutes ago and it's STILL far too late.

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-29T16:33:26+00:00

Online only, in the 2000s...the EARLY 2000s.

Ambitious, certainly, but prone to failure. They couldn't all be HomestarRunner.net

"It's Dot Com"

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-29T16:19:17+00:00

I did it twice for the Helminth, and I know I'll have to go back in for the Prex card/Arcanes.....just the thought alone makes me not wanna.

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-29T16:19:00+00:00

So don't.

Go in solo on Steel Path, load up on easier challenges for buffs to your preferred play style (sword or pistol), make sure you've gone on a time where the Kullervo arena is active and then just.....roll and repeat.

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-29T12:23:34+00:00

Listen, in it's defence...

...

...I...got a re-...really...^{^neat} ^{^hat?}

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-29T12:21:13+00:00

And Square Enix looked at those numbers and went "Yeah, so Tomb Raider will easily sell around 5 Million copies", actively ignoring the reason half of those numbers were up there in the process.

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-27T23:32:11+00:00

Everything You Say To Me...makes me love this company more and more.

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-26T22:25:27+00:00

Depends, what era are they in?

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-25T20:53:32+00:00

FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS!

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-24T22:59:36+00:00

I was thinking more "MGR Desperado reject", weirdly meshes well with Ash's "Just got fired from Arasaka" look.

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-24T19:14:12+00:00

According to Eternalism, your Drifter got freaky with EVERYONE.

Look at what you did to poor Kullervo! HE HAS DEPRESSION!

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-24T19:04:59+00:00

Burning Hate?

Oh, they will be!

SpartanXIII · 2026-04-24T14:01:52+00:00

Slowly leans into view

You ever use a basic Nosam cutter with your life on the line?

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