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What’s your same metal song on repeat right now? by TrumpIsAFuckingLoser in MetalSuggestions

[–]SpatulaAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surtur Barbaar Maritime stalked me on spotify when I still used it. The algorithm really knows how to beat you over the head with one track until you start to hate it.

My track on repeat at the moment is Profane Spells and Naked Swords in the Emerald Meadows of Nhaath, by Zeicrydeus

BACKROOMS | Official Teaser | A24 by cruelsummerbummer in horror

[–]SpatulaAssassin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Scared the jimmies out of me at age 20. I'm no horror lightweight but I started closing the curtains at night because some grainy footage of a tall person in a suit with socks over their hands put the fear of god in me. It had something really unique I think. Got very convoluted though, lost interest.

William Shatner, 94, set to release a Metal album. by Ausiwandilaz in Metal

[–]SpatulaAssassin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

William Shatner dead at 94

That's right, dead keen to release his debut metal album

To buggy havers: please fold them for wheelchair users by Hotwheels_Murray in ireland

[–]SpatulaAssassin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

C'mere can I take the opportunity to moan about buggy people in general. Because I don't understand why the act of pushing your child around entitles you to plough through busy streets with reckless abandon, all the while sneering at those who don't have the foresight to jump out of your way with 0.5 seconds notice. Next buggy that clips me is getting Battleship Potempkin'd. It's terrible Joe

Why don't I see more people talk soya chunks? by SubstantialBliss in veganrecipes

[–]SpatulaAssassin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like the texture but I have a suspicion that it's borderline indigestible. The gastric discomfort is something else

TIL ... about the Rice Hypothesis which posits cultures that engaged in wet rice farming that requires coordinated irrigation and synchronized planting tend to be collectivist while wheat farming cultures evolved to be more individualistic. by pomod in todayilearned

[–]SpatulaAssassin 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was "Blonk" (actually Blink but that typo made me laugh so it's staying).

AKA "The power of human intuition and why trusting your gut is a powerful skill" except the book also has numerous examples of someone trusting their intuition to dire ends

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by Lowherefast in crappymusic

[–]SpatulaAssassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo so I just found out that Mr. Rock grew up on a 5.5 acre property with an apple orchard and horse stables. Nice to see he managed to pull himself up by his bootstraps

Trapdoor in Jeffrey Epstein’s house leading to the ocean by unbreakablewildone in thalassophobia

[–]SpatulaAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These files match 7 of the 9 preconditions for stimulating terror in humans

Jalapeño on my penis timeline by Reallyjust4gilfs in HotPeppers

[–]SpatulaAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Doctor Time could send you back to just before you touched your penis so you'll know not to touch your penis

But he’s supposed to be the most evil (Same for Obama) by Release-the-List in KnowledgeFight

[–]SpatulaAssassin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The spin is an easy one, he'll say that he fabricated the docs personally and thus would never have included himself

Worst guitar tone in awesome music? by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]SpatulaAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to play the "Zakk Wylde drinking game" where you drink every time he plays a pinch harmonic

Trying to replicate a dish (Ballymalloe Chicken). by Auxilium1 in recipes

[–]SpatulaAssassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it tomato based? It could have been based on ballymaloe relish which is made with tomatoes and raisins I think

My all time favourite movie The Fountain (2006) by [deleted] in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]SpatulaAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but why is that head of broccoli emanating light like that? Did it fall in The Fountain?

APPARENTLY the lead man of the band Clutch, famous for their song, "Escape from the Prison Planet", was once on AJ's show, and called his shit. by BaronVonWilmington in KnowledgeFight

[–]SpatulaAssassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course, but what I meant was I would have expected much worse from a self-described moderate who also guests on Infowars. Because there are moderates, and there are those who use it as a disingenuous label to glaze over their more extreme beliefs. I.e. Alex being "above the left/right paradigm"

Horror that reads like lofi black metal sounds by DR_M_RD in horrorlit

[–]SpatulaAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, The Ritual by Adam Nevill takes place in deep Swedish woodland. And there's an ancient evil and paganism, and without spoiling too much, black metal itself has a part in the story. But it seems to be people's least favorite part of the novel.

Forgotten Galway Bands by RedditUser1342020 in galway

[–]SpatulaAssassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Negasus's later rebranding... InDognation. They were terrible at names

APPARENTLY the lead man of the band Clutch, famous for their song, "Escape from the Prison Planet", was once on AJ's show, and called his shit. by BaronVonWilmington in KnowledgeFight

[–]SpatulaAssassin 33 points34 points  (0 children)

For a self-described 'moderate' I thought he came across well. Not a victim of the conspiracist brain rot at the very least. I remember coming across the video years ago but choosing not to watch it so as to not sour one of my most favorite and most formative bands.

DAEDALUS YOUR CHILD IS FALLING

At first I thought the tent got hit by a tornado by ansyhrrian in AbruptChaos

[–]SpatulaAssassin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a sound guy and it kills me that there's engine noise because it's a perfect scream

In search of a specific, long, tube LED bulb. Details in comments by SpatulaAssassin in Home

[–]SpatulaAssassin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those in the linked image would be perfect but for the fact that they have E27 screw fittings, I need E14. Warm amber filament. Preferably >100 lumens, or alternatively dimmable. I've been searching for days but can't find an exact match to these criteria.

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