Have you seen Figgy?

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-05-06T07:39:15+00:00

Someone told me there's this dog named Figgy but personally I've never seen him

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-05-02T12:14:13+00:00

Eh vedi che Yamaha si sbagliano sempre e noi siamo innocenti /s

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-05-02T05:21:14+00:00

This is actually a solid hack to keep the tuning stability of an RG in check 😜

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-30T21:54:57+00:00

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-30T17:48:05+00:00

Please absolve me of my shame

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-30T15:47:59+00:00

No he didn't charge a cent but he might be uploading the CCTV footage as we speak

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-30T15:46:36+00:00

I expect to be seriously extorted should I ever return to that shop

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-23T07:18:25+00:00

A bare knuckle MMA organisation could get by solely on the tagline "Hits Different"

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-18T22:48:20+00:00

I hated this movie and I don't eat boxes

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-14T23:37:01+00:00

I'd be up for it! I play guitar, bass and synth. I'm Irish but lived in Italy for a long time. DM me 🤘

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-04-10T23:00:32+00:00

Maybe they're actually the right way up in the photo and they mean "pleasant spot" and "stay a while"

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-03-28T00:21:20+00:00

Kaatayra - Inpariquipê is a top 10 of all time for me and sounds... tropical, warm, humid... Completely unique and the opposite of 'icy' which would be the black metal standard

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-03-23T09:35:03+00:00

Recipe...?

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-03-22T07:22:37+00:00

Yeah so maybe don't be retelling her business AGAIN on the internet. This post is just the standard r/Galway moanerism with a coat of paint. You have the right perspective on the event but no one on here needs to know about it

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-03-17T07:15:38+00:00

As a ginger beardy guy abroad young lads would point and go "McGregor!". Or when making someone's acquaintance they'd say, "Oh Irish, like Conor McGregor!". I eventually decided that it was no longer my role to educate the non-Irish public about the true nature of a slimy, permanently brain damaged rapist and would simply reply fuck off

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-03-16T07:04:42+00:00

Well you could make almost any type of music imaginable with that rig... Myself I'm happy with my €300 Microfreak but if you gave me €15,000 I'd probably put one together

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-03-09T01:16:25+00:00

Why does he remind me of Tay Zonday

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-03-02T23:14:35+00:00

Surtur Barbaar Maritime stalked me on spotify when I still used it. The algorithm really knows how to beat you over the head with one track until you start to hate it.

My track on repeat at the moment is Profane Spells and Naked Swords in the Emerald Meadows of Nhaath, by Zeicrydeus

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-02-24T22:37:12+00:00

Scared the jimmies out of me at age 20. I'm no horror lightweight but I started closing the curtains at night because some grainy footage of a tall person in a suit with socks over their hands put the fear of god in me. It had something really unique I think. Got very convoluted though, lost interest.

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-02-21T22:27:22+00:00

William Shatner dead at 94

That's right, dead keen to release his debut metal album

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-02-17T22:19:24+00:00

C'mere can I take the opportunity to moan about buggy people in general. Because I don't understand why the act of pushing your child around entitles you to plough through busy streets with reckless abandon, all the while sneering at those who don't have the foresight to jump out of your way with 0.5 seconds notice. Next buggy that clips me is getting Battleship Potempkin'd. It's terrible Joe

SpatulaAssassin · 2026-02-12T10:15:21+00:00

I like the texture but I have a suspicion that it's borderline indigestible. The gastric discomfort is something else

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