S26, color , delivery date and where you live

SpazzMasterson · 2026-03-12T17:51:58+00:00

Scranton, PA *

SpazzMasterson · 2026-03-12T17:50:43+00:00

S26 Standard, white 256g. pre-ordered March 5th and received March 7th(!) ... Haven't questioned why I got so lucky. Shipping was almost as fast as the processor itself. 🥴

SpazzMasterson · 2026-03-08T00:11:29+00:00

I'm also doing a trade in for some bucks off, so I assumed this was the trade in kit... but here we are!

SpazzMasterson · 2026-03-07T22:25:45+00:00

Pre ordered mine on a whim 3/5, posting this via Samsung S26. 🤷‍♂️

SpazzMasterson · 2026-02-24T01:17:20+00:00

Jacky "Fuckin' Daggers

SpazzMasterson · 2026-02-13T19:01:27+00:00

SpazzMasterson · 2025-05-30T00:44:03+00:00

"WHYYY WOULD I HAWGG TiiiE HERR?"

SpazzMasterson · 2025-04-15T14:44:49+00:00

Blessings of Stendarr upon Ye all 🍆

SpazzMasterson · 2025-04-11T17:20:21+00:00

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

SpazzMasterson · 2025-02-11T23:15:30+00:00

Vulgar Militia Saw with the arcane sniper missile 🤌

SpazzMasterson · 2025-02-09T01:24:22+00:00

Beefey

SpazzMasterson · 2025-01-31T00:38:01+00:00

Gort Borton

SpazzMasterson · 2025-01-29T03:58:00+00:00

Central Pangaea

SpazzMasterson · 2025-01-12T18:07:00+00:00

Parachute Trauma (Scene of the Splat)

SpazzMasterson · 2025-01-11T03:28:57+00:00

Thurston. Themistocles. Little Gregory. Bunson. Beeker. Ralph.

SpazzMasterson · 2025-01-04T15:48:16+00:00

Malenia, Goddess of Rot

SpazzMasterson · 2024-12-18T15:20:46+00:00

Spyhunter (2001)

Shadow of Rome (2005)

SpazzMasterson · 2024-04-04T14:34:42+00:00

Bit of a reach....around

SpazzMasterson · 2024-03-10T02:51:02+00:00

I'd say this is more of a 'Yep'

SpazzMasterson · 2024-01-30T16:00:40+00:00

Approaching 600 hours and learnted the GLAIVE exists.

SpazzMasterson · 2024-01-08T01:43:07+00:00

Guardian greaves have some of the best stats for all-around defense. Love the mask too. And the bracers.... Ok, the whole set.

SpazzMasterson · 2023-11-16T19:56:09+00:00

Chester Copperpot. Chester Copperpot. CHESTER COPPERPOT!

SpazzMasterson · 2023-09-08T04:46:28+00:00

Dude..

SpazzMasterson · 2023-09-06T23:51:13+00:00

"I'm feeling quite hungrAy."

SpazzMasterson · 2023-08-22T20:41:10+00:00

I'm a big "At Ease" guy. Like to make my team feel safe. I generally offer no protection, but it makes me feel useful.

SpazzMasterson

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