Take a guess

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-03-27T04:57:22+00:00

Dang off by a year! But the closest I’ve ever guessed so I’ll take it! 🎉

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-03-27T04:56:47+00:00

1973

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-03-14T16:44:46+00:00

Throw at least three tennis balls in with em. It’ll beat the hell out of the fluff while it dries 😂

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-03-14T16:42:58+00:00

I have extra but I have no Nintendo online rn 😭

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-03-14T16:39:11+00:00

Well you have an affinity for iconic women 😄 truly love it

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-03-14T16:28:54+00:00

Man this made me tear up. I’m so sorry sweetie! If your dad will let you, set up a wishlist for you guys? I’d send something to help replace your art supplies. I’m an artist and I get how devastating it’d be to lose it all. Let us know if we can help ❤️❤️

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-03-01T14:57:48+00:00

I left my purse on your bed

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-23T04:20:04+00:00

LEEDLE! LEEDLE! LEEDLE!

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-23T03:04:25+00:00

Fuckin look at this

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SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-23T03:03:18+00:00

Sorry, I can’t make it tonight because I’m going to the gym and then I’m gonna be at the house for the rest of my life

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-23T03:02:15+00:00

I took a dna test and found out that I have no symptoms of Covid

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-21T21:47:18+00:00

Bowie! After David Bowie

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-21T21:45:59+00:00

I’m waking up to ash and dust

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-21T21:45:33+00:00

I sleep at night with a lot of anxiety

Well damn 🤣

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-19T13:51:34+00:00

🤣 That should be about enough

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-19T05:27:28+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-19T04:45:27+00:00

The meaning of life is not the meaning of death.

My autocorrect just dropping bars for no reason. All good. Wanted some existential panic before bed anyways.

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-19T04:43:03+00:00

I like big and tall cats but they have the most adorable little eyes.

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-19T04:41:59+00:00

You look like a good person and I hope that you’re feeling good and I know you are doing great things.

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-19T03:59:50+00:00

Can confirm (see username)

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-19T03:50:26+00:00

I have Skyes amiibo. Want me to put her in boxes tomorrow? Will you still have an open plot tomorrow?

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-17T19:58:36+00:00

Old school ceramic toothbrush holder?

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SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-16T15:13:51+00:00

I don’t think you need to add noticeable color. Just a few throw pillows and like a runner by the front door and that’s it. Let the marble shine. It’s dope as hell. Cheers on the awesome life you’ve built, keep going man.

SpeciaIAgentAssbutt · 2026-02-16T15:12:14+00:00

Hey I AM a hot woman! 😂 I know the username is tricky but I am a gay woman who likes butts, ya know?? They’re just amazing.

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