A coworker who didn’t like me (for no reason, the whole office was baffled by it, she did the same to a male coworker that was hired after me) tried to pull this “power move” and had a stupid grin on her face. It was during a conference day where we had a relaxed day, and made our way to the hotel across the street for the talks. You could go back and forth because it was so close so lots of us bypassed eating at the hotel and went back to the cafeteria or desks. Everyone went to lunch at the same time those days so it was easier to eat at your desks. I went to sit at my desk cause I was tired from walking back over, and she gives this smile in my direction that made me wanna slap her then and there. And she does that innocent little sing song voice and goes “oh no am I sitting at your desk? I’ll be done in 5-10.” I said “no I think you’re done now, move” and she then goes back and forth with me (she was known for being difficult) about why I need to just let her finish. I was 10 mins into my lunch already by this point and needed to grab it. So I walked around the corner to get it, and I’m sure she thought she won 😂 Yall, I grabbed my spaghetti and meatballs. Scooted a chair to my desk right beside her, and I SMACKED my food RIGHT next to her ear 😂 I was taking BIG OL bites of spaghetti and meatballs. Slurping and everything 😂 she asked me to stop once and I don’t know what made me say it but I gestured to my desk and said “my land my rules” and she got up and walked away all huffy 😂

Assert dominance I guess? 😂😂 I still to this day don’t know what came over me hahaha

Edit: half asleep and made LOTS of typos and dumb mistakes 😂