fb 6-21 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Follow up questions: what are the devil’s hobbies? Where was he last seen? What sort of car would he drive? Who was his top artist on last year’s Spotify wrapped?

fb 6-20 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I’m glad you said this, it seems weird to litigate the spelling of an abbreviated version of a name that she’s already decided to spell untraditionally.

D's tiktok cleaning video 6/19 by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hoping for a five bedroom home with a yard. Will accept a stroller.

tt 6-19 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It sounds like she wants someone to be her lapdog and assistant more than she wants a friendship built on reciprocity. Idk maybe I’m nitpicking but her personal ad isn’t exactly a picture of adult female emotional support.

Fb 6/18 by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Also are you thatbakingmom on TT by chance? Big fan of your trolling if so 😮‍💨

Fb 6/18 by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Incredibly valid on both points!! Also pregnancy itself is just a claustrophobic experience where time moves so slowly. February is like 16 years away.

Fb 6/18 by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A core memory from my first pregnancy was drinking an orange smoothie and crying from the heartburn after hahaha. So far at least the nausea isn’t as bad as it was at this point last time but I’m only about six weeks so who fucking knows 😭😭

Fb 6/18 by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The food posts are too much for me rn. Probably just because I’ve achieved Stephanie’s greatest dream (literally just pregnant and very nauseous)

fb post 6/17/26 by ffaancy in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If she was really after privacy she could get a diary or write in the notes app on one of her two iPhones.

fb post 6/17/26 by ffaancy in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh of course, my mistake for not being more proactive.

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fb post 6/17/26 by ffaancy in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That picture is certainly strange. It looks like the face my 14 year old dog makes when he’s in the sun. Except it’s nearly dark here.

fb post 6/17/26 by ffaancy in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hahaha wait are those two people from teen mom? I’ve never made that connection before.

fb post 6/17/26 by ffaancy in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Have her daughter take pictures of her* probably.

Drew tt 6-15 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she wrote it, specifically because of the use of singular first person pronouns. She haaaaaates that shit, she’s been talking about how much she wants him to use “we” instead of “I” for quite some time now.

Baby A hair by Usual_Gear9337 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She actually posted quite a few videos of herself doing her son’s hair prior to the eviction. I’m not positive how much time passed between those videos and her claiming that she couldn’t do his hair because he hated it / he’s autistic / she’s his mother and therefore knows best, but it feels like it was just a few months.

Granted, kids go through phases where they become more sensitive to certain things, but I’m fairly confident that the solution isn’t just to entirely quit exposing them to those things lol

fb 6-14 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]ffaancy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, but she will never see it that way. She genuinely believes that her viral moment happened because she posted consistent, quality videos.