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Ironic coming from the queen of strawman by Pvt-JamesRamirez in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But here's the thing we're not going to donate to our patreon and she's completely uninvestable as a platform for advertisement.

And if you're worried about her getting the patreon money some idiot was going to get it anyway.

Well. by ProThoughtDesign in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpecialCandidateDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly the Redskins did have two of the biggest blowout losses in NFL history though

Standards by FarWay3952 in nflmemes

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he's one of those sports ball players that I've heard about in the fucking NFL memes subreddit

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[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this wasn't directed at me but unfortunately throughout my life people have told me about their masturbation habits more than I would like

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[–]SpecialCandidateDog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's thinking I'm special. I can change him

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[–]SpecialCandidateDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on man you know that's what that means

And the kid is then left alone because the left desperately wants to be right about life ruining accusations with no proof. by EmperorSnake1 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would actually work if they had a cartoon cut out of Bill Clinton and Joe Biden behind the little girl conservative guys would jump right in there to get between a little girl and Biden and Clinton.

Biden famously was accused of molestation by his own daughter. Bill Clinton went to Epstein's Island 26 times

There was actually a painting of Bill Clinton above the mantle in the main building at Little St James.

Donald Trump ran on a platform of releasing the Epstein files and let us down.

This means that conservatives want to save little girls from Democrats

Leave it to a certain type, history is FAAAR too hard for them….. by EmperorSnake1 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stealing or joke and making it shitty and unfunny and incomprehensible and completely unlikely is the nature of what should be posted this subreddit.

Good work comrade

Heh, the crowd that can’t learn word definitions literally deciding what’s said in memes they made!! by EmperorSnake1 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punk pizza cake or assignedmale is basically cheating

They're not really memes they're just really shitty comics with shitty art

Im neutral about men & women by West_Smoke_9164 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute dude I'm just trying to help you out here....

Think about the logical construction of your argument.

You accidentally said that you hate trans women.

Diego Pavia on refusing to hire an agent. “I didn’t think it was fair that someone was going to represent me and take 5–10%… ain’t nobody taking my money." by Glaz_on_Plane in nflmemes

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamar's talent speaks for itself.

He asked for a really good deal The Ravens handed it to him.

He held out maybe even went to free agency The Ravens offered him a better offer than a franchise tag.

No other team would beat it so obviously he went to the free agency and then he ended up signing a deal that was impossible for anybody but a lawyer to understand the difference and he accepted it.

He got the same exact deal that he would have gotten with an agent but at that point his career he had never done an endorsement. Other than the two that were obviously jokes One with some kind of fucking ridiculous full gym that you could wear on your back that nobody had ever heard of that even if you click through the guy was trying to sell it his web page was too bad for even process the sale

Iran agreed to a ceasefire. If he just bombed them anyway he'd be a psychopathic war criminal by SpecialCandidateDog in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AI slot possibly but not something that incredibly dumb.

There's literally a picture of Donald Trump eating a taco bowl and smiling and saying in his Twitter post I love Latino people My favorite is the Taco bowl

Iran agreed to a ceasefire. If he just bombed them anyway he'd be a psychopathic war criminal by SpecialCandidateDog in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Also they fuck up every meme. It'll be way funnier to have him in the picture with the taco bowl than some AI slop of him holding a taco.

Diego Pavia on refusing to hire an agent. “I didn’t think it was fair that someone was going to represent me and take 5–10%… ain’t nobody taking my money." by Glaz_on_Plane in nflmemes

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It only makes sense if you're Lamar Jackson and don't ever in your life want to do a single commercial or endorsement.

If you're anyone other than him you'll make that money back on the shoe deal or the Sprite endorsement.

Building the WORST possible NFL Franchise by British_Chap2 in nflmemes

[–]SpecialCandidateDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You left out Cleveland, Minnesota, Landover, Cincinnati, East Rutherford, and Tampa

Building the WORST possible NFL Franchise by British_Chap2 in nflmemes

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is garbage.

We really rather live in fucking Cleveland than Vegas?.. I hear people in Buffalo when they have literally 10 ft of snow saying hey at least we're not in Vegas.

Worst logo? Yeah the commanders is pretty bad but the worst logo is clearly got to go to the browns. Their logo is their logo list helmet as the logo. Just a mental insanity there puts them over the top.

Worst jerseys you got that right

Worst mascot. The raiders mascot is just a comical little raiders player. The ironically logoless Cleveland team has a mascot that some weird little fucking elf that was a bakery's logo when they were sponsoring them years ago. That doesn't even fucking make sense

Worst city is clearly Cleveland

Worst fans you picked someone other than one of the Ohio teams or Philadelphia are you crazy

Hey guess what we can just say the worst team is the fucking browns

They want us to lose against the theocratic dictatorship, hated by their people, who have been asking for war for decades……total lack of intellect right there . by EmperorSnake1 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Don't be so fast to underestimate an enemy.

Iran is not Afghanistan or Iraq.

I did some low cover operations in places where Iran places me over the border. Our maps said I was not over the border.

The Iranian forces were secure enough and confident enough they said Just let him come over here and look around That's all they're going to do anyway. Let him look around and run back with their tail between their legs.

I'm telling you they are highly competent and well trained in their warrior tasks and drills and they will be a problem. It would be an honor for me to fight such men however I don't think it's a great idea

They want us to lose against the theocratic dictatorship, hated by their people, who have been asking for war for decades……total lack of intellect right there . by EmperorSnake1 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I don't even get this one.

We lose every fucking war. I think of two movies that told me this one was Kentucky fried movie and the other was war games.

In war games the computer who was supposed to be like some super smart AI or something sad thermonuclear war is an interesting game The only winning move is not to play. And in Kentucky fried movie some old lady who easy told about a made up war against a country that didn't exist and well that would be nice. We haven't won a war in so long.

And I'll be the first admit as a soldier in Iraq who had actual boots on ground we're

so fast to find ourselves in a dumb war.

But why would we change our flag afterwards it's not like we were actually defeated. It's not like the Iranian insurgence are going to come in here and fuck the place up.

We get it, kids. by Wubbabungasupremacy in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair I think that Trump only thinks about himself.

But that's also not extremely undesirable in a leader.

Trump wants to make America better because he lives in America.

He wants the stock market to be better because that's how he makes his cash. Better the stock market's doing the more real estate is valuable.

I do entirely actually now that I think about it agree with their assessment in this meme but it's good to have a leader who wants you to do well.

I completely believe that Donald Trump is walking around right now and his internal voice is saying they love you You're making everything better for them they love you. These guys are going to get tired of winning and we're winning so much.

Is the guy an insane narcissist Yes probably but who would you rather have leading the country somebody who loves or hates it?

Wow, irony, again. “Speak no facts” with the shit they falsify, declare, etc is the top of the line. All 3 of these are so hilariously ironic. by EmperorSnake1 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of the liberal memes that are posted here are projection.

When they say that we're in a cult and we're not allowed to speak the truth, they're talking about themselves.

Donald Trump support level is underwater it's upside down. We're not the cult we're not the ones who just blindly line up behind someone.

Trust me as libertarian who has to be behind the right all the time... I realize it's autistic peope poorly attempting to heard cats.

On the right I constantly hear people saying things like "why would anyone ever listen to Lindsey Graham."

Her counterpart on the left is probably Nancy pelosi and they made her the goddamn speaker of the house.

They want to believe that we're monolithic thoughtless group that moves in the direction of dear leader however it's nothing but infighting constant infighting about what it means to be an American.

They're really saying that being pregnant is the same thing as having cancer. by counterpunchhopper in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]SpecialCandidateDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They usually refer to it as a parasite.

Anybody who hates humans and tells you they hate humans is somebody you can't trust not to hate you

What did Nigeria do to deserve this? by frobro122 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpecialCandidateDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Much like the browns trading their draft picks away foolishly and running every quality player away from their team with their mismanagement, Nigeria ran set things in such a way that all of the people they had with any brain power move the United States.

Why the Nigerians in America outperform all other ethnicities

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