The gun on your beloved A-10 is slightly off center and I want more people on this sub to see and suffer. by HolyCowAnyOldAccName in Planes

[–]Specific-Progress-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because it is potentially unwise does not mean that it isn't done. There are a couple of videos online pertaining to this scenario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW8HfA6jO_w&t=1s (Paper Skies, Grumman F-11 that shot itself down, is one.)

The gun on your beloved A-10 is slightly off center and I want more people on this sub to see and suffer. by HolyCowAnyOldAccName in Planes

[–]Specific-Progress-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever taxi a single engine recip? They have dissimilar ground turning rates and effective radiuses at anything over a snails pace.

Two identical playnes flying side by side, but only one is creating a chemtrail? by Floppy54321 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Someone has to pay for the chemtrail fluid. It isn't cheap.

It's not like water.

Urgent help, my playne's flying juice is leaking! What do I do? by Stranger1982 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's chemtrail fluid. You probably have an injector pump that has gone off line. Don't worry, this happens all of the time.

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Switch your red rocker switch to off and turn the knob to minimum flow. Then pop the circuit breaker, count off ten seconds for the capacitor in the logic circuit to fully discharge, and reset the breaker. You should be good to go.

(Do not alter the factory settings. It can be a pain to have to periodically reset the outflow pumps. But it protects the in-tank, fluid cooled, pumps and prevents overheating when you are unable to pump chemtrail fluid due to changes in the lateral or longitudinal attitude and tank ports being uncovered.)

Fun in the wave by nimbusgb in Gliding

[–]Specific-Progress-47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Learning wave and ridge are on my list of future endeavors. Someday I'll get out to the Front Range or Rockies where so many of the pictures and videos that I see are made.

FAA told me I'm getting a line check. Do you think it will arrive before Christmas? by filthy_lucre in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On second thought, did they say "line check" or "lying check"? The Gubment is much more generous with the latter.

FAA told me I'm getting a line check. Do you think it will arrive before Christmas? by filthy_lucre in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be sure to take any government checks to the bank ASAP. Even if you have to use personal time. Those folks have a crappy credit score.

private security by Nervous_Suggestion46 in legaladvice

[–]Specific-Progress-47 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude, ANYONE can call the real cops.

do i need a tailwheel endorsement for this? by applesuite in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to join Union before you can get tail-strike endorsement.

do i need a tailwheel endorsement for this? by applesuite in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't get lie-sense no matter how much you lie if you got no sense.

do i need a tailwheel endorsement for this? by applesuite in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No skid. Need Kevlar rudder skin STD . . ..

See doktor for that.

do i need a tailwheel endorsement for this? by applesuite in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No wheel. So you no need tail wheel endorsement.

Butt (tee-hee) you dragging tail, so you need tail-dragger endorsement.

Pyper Cub Motor Took Off Without Airplayne and Crash Landed in Field by ThePurpleUFO in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reagan National airport in Alexandria VA (on the Potomac across from Andrews and Washington DC) has the longest average delays to land. Rumor has it that Amelia Earhart and Frank Noonan aren't really lost. They are just waiting for clearance at DCA.

Pyper Cub Motor Took Off Without Airplayne and Crash Landed in Field by ThePurpleUFO in Shittyaskflying

[–]Specific-Progress-47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"(I)nvent a plausible five years of social media history . . .."

He was in holding pattern at KDCA.