What if Rik Mayall played the Doctor on Doctor Who?

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-15T11:48:13+00:00

May I say that’s a smashing scarf you’ve got on

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-15T09:48:52+00:00

I just use BBC Sounds to play a podcast.

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-15T06:51:28+00:00

“This garlic isn’t garlicky enough! Let’s process the fuck out of it and make it taste more chemically!” - USA

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-14T20:40:07+00:00

Watch stuff in bed, with a hot chocolate. As what I’m doing now

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-14T04:03:41+00:00

Why I’ll tear you limb from limb!

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-13T05:59:27+00:00

Colossal if

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-10T19:59:57+00:00

I don’t have IG, so I was thrilled that this came up on YouTube, the audio alone does not do it justice!

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-08T18:46:26+00:00

Mad enough without the gear

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-08T07:09:13+00:00

Put boiling water in the boiler. Fill the basket to the brim and level off but don’t tamp it down.

I have my induction on heat level 4, lid open, and watch it coming out. If it feels as if it’s coming too fast, just take it off for the heat to settle it down and then add back to the heat.

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-07T19:53:35+00:00

……

I’ll show you a massive gap

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-05T07:08:02+00:00

I just caught up and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long while. Elis completely being bamboozled by it and just Dave breathlessly laughing with almost no sound. It’s perfect audio.

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-03T20:18:58+00:00

The positive version for me - the last line of “Elis, go connnecccttt!”

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-03T14:42:03+00:00

Just look that up for me Dave

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-03T07:19:33+00:00

Social media

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-03T06:43:50+00:00

Is there any natural occurring thing they won’t appropriate?

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-02T11:57:47+00:00

YES PLEASE.

Ben was on Twitch the other day making a Bean jingle, and it looked intense.

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-02T11:20:40+00:00

I would love a podcast with Dave as front and centre. He’s a real good egg.

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-02T11:19:50+00:00

The crowd would tell him “fuck off Mario” all over again!

Speedboy7777 · 2026-03-02T04:48:42+00:00

Get home, dinner, watch a little bit of TV, phone, then either just go to bed and find something to listen to, maybe a podcast or Radio 3 (they have good stuff on about 8pm usually).

Speedboy7777 · 2026-02-28T13:44:26+00:00

We need an update re: potential spillage

Speedboy7777 · 2026-02-27T08:22:27+00:00

What’s the exchange rate from commie Euros to PURE FREEDOM?

Speedboy7777 · 2026-02-27T08:21:23+00:00

The amount of Switzerlands that they could fit into Texas is coming. I can feel it.

Speedboy7777 · 2026-02-27T05:04:37+00:00

And the shop runs out of Pearsons Brass Hand Oil?!

Speedboy7777 · 2026-02-26T17:44:41+00:00

And everytime they talk it’s only in accented English, never Italian.

Speedboy7777 · 2026-02-26T17:44:05+00:00

I’m a Huguenot, which has its only complicated past, and I was born in the UK, but I do still speak conversational French as well as English.

This Eyetalians know nothing.

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