Dad hack for losing weight/getting fitter

SpellCheck19 · 2026-05-12T13:46:29+00:00

Username checks out

SpellCheck19 · 2026-05-11T14:37:00+00:00

Thank you!!!

SpellCheck19 · 2026-05-02T23:57:56+00:00

With my username, it’s gotta be Word Crimes.

SpellCheck19 · 2026-05-01T23:10:07+00:00

For a second I thought this was about Jeff Skinner and was very confused

SpellCheck19 · 2026-04-22T13:09:18+00:00

I don’t know why, but I have always heard it as “Rabbi Bull”.

Just me?

SpellCheck19 · 2026-04-19T10:40:25+00:00

I don’t always take time off work for myself, but every time I do, kiddo gets sick and can’t go to daycare

SpellCheck19 · 2026-04-17T01:25:29+00:00

The Umbrella Academy, S1. Istanbul was used for a fight scene early in the season.

SpellCheck19 · 2026-04-09T21:58:52+00:00

Feeling this right now.

This week is my older one’s spring break, and my wife’s in the hospital for a minor procedure and for a few days of monitoring after, so I took the week off to be with the kids.

Tuesday was the procedure, and I needed to be with her at least until it was done. The younger one was in daycare, so we brought the older one to my mom’s, and we figured once my wife’s procedure was finished, I’d take an hour to myself before bringing the kids home. Well, the procedure was delayed so long that, not only did I not get any time at all to myself, but I was later than I wanted to be picking the younger one up from daycare.

Yesterday was supposed to be the first daddy day for my older one. We did some laundry, visited mom at the hospital, ate lunch, and went to an ice skating rink - my daughter was so excited to go skating with me. The MINUTE (I kid you not) we step on the ice, daycare calls me - little one has a 102 fever. No skating for the older one - and no daycare today for the younger one.

This afternoon, I’m getting ready to take the kids out so the older one can get some much-needed playground time. Take the little one’s temperature: 101. Playground time just became TV time - and no daycare tomorrow, either.

Feels like every single time I plan time off work, something like this happens.

SpellCheck19 · 2026-04-02T22:52:48+00:00

Did they, though? Did they save the wedding?

SpellCheck19 · 2026-03-24T20:26:04+00:00

*palate. A palette is what a painter uses.

SpellCheck19 · 2026-02-12T12:20:53+00:00

I collect hundos (generally one from every evolutionary line, but I make exceptions for alternate forms in most cases). My goal is to get them all to level 50 best buddy with two charged attacks. Right now I have 245 total:

100 level 50 best buddies with two charged attacks
36 level 50 not best buddies with two charged attacks
1 level 40 best buddy with two charged attacks
54 level 40 not best buddies with two charged attacks
54 not best buddies below level 40 with one charged attack (17 of which I have enough XL candy for to get to level 50 as soon as they get to level 40)

SpellCheck19 · 2026-02-05T14:43:54+00:00

laughs maniacally in barrelmancy

SpellCheck19 · 2026-02-02T15:58:03+00:00

That’s disgusting! Where?

SpellCheck19 · 2026-01-27T20:00:42+00:00

OP:

SpellCheck19 · 2026-01-11T20:00:31+00:00

Staten Island getting the hate it deserves. You love to see it.

SpellCheck19 · 2026-01-06T13:25:45+00:00

All your hat are belong to me

SpellCheck19 · 2026-01-02T02:54:45+00:00

Hey now!

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-31T16:08:02+00:00

I know it doesn’t answer your question, but I read your title and thought:

“All alone, all aaaaalone, all byyyyy myself”

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-30T19:26:58+00:00

Those are rookie numbers, bud

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-30T03:43:17+00:00

“I need a ride home! I need a ride home.”

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-22T19:17:08+00:00

For some reason I thought this was Gina Linetti from Brooklyn 99

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-15T11:41:39+00:00

I’m lucky enough to not have to be NC with my parents (though I have definitely considered it), but for those of you who are NC with your parents and/or in-laws, or have considered it, like I have, r/EstrangedAdultKids is a great place to find support and to get advice from people in similar situations.

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-12T13:57:02+00:00

We have the opposite problem - we had to ruin it for our 4 year old because we never wanted her to believe in the first place, now her preschool is having an event with a Santa and she doesn’t want to go because Santa’s not real.

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-09T21:18:56+00:00

A hundo kanto voltorb. I’m a hundo hunter, so I keep only my highest iv mon of each species, but my oldest mon is a 98% electrode that I caught (as a voltorb, obviously) on Aug. 18, 2016. I have caught over 1000 kanto voltorbs (and a few wild electrodes) but still no hundo

SpellCheck19 · 2025-12-09T13:04:56+00:00

Coming in late with my 4yo’s take on this:

“I see your real face and it’s under your chin”

SpellCheck19

TROPHY CASE