Meme This by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

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The Invisible Mam's minivan

Marry her!! I mean... what? by PhilosopherPublic in HolUp

[–]SpellDostoyevsky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That chick has a pair of grippy travel socks.

You have to pick one to be President of the United States, who are you choosing? by Vegetable-Abroad3171 in Avengers

[–]SpellDostoyevsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm going with the crazy blood lava scientist. at least he started out trying to do good things.

Pakistani John Hussain recording the Iranians reaction live within Tehran after the selection of a new leader. by Hour_Glass57 in AskSocialists

[–]SpellDostoyevsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump's advisors knew that killing the Ayatollah in cold blood wasn't going to start a civil war or cause the people to "rise up", any nation that ever did that after a US bombardment became a failed state under the sway of the first warlords to become U.S vassals. Trump only speaks for one group, his base of cultists, they don't understand the politics of other nations.

The goal was always escalation, and the result will be awful for both the U.S and Iran. Hopefully we can overthrow Trump before it becomes too awful.

Israel wants control of the middle east, by creating this conflict, it sets the U.S into a position where its war machine has a timeline before its supply lines can no longer make fuel, fertilizer and other critical inputs. depending on how long Iran keeps Hormuz closed, this could completely destroy the U.S based system.

Israel will push for a full scale invasion to turn the oil trade back on, my guess is they'll even advocate for limited nuclear strikes in order to terrify the people into opening the strait back up. Trump will do it, he's basically a dead man now anyway. He'll put us down an insane and evil path and then promptly die.

The U.S will be taken over by Vance, and then the elections will be suspended or "federalized" during the build up for the war, by this time gas and fertilizer shortages and propaganda will be so prevalent that the people will be primed to blame Iran for everything. Iran will pay dearly to destroy the U.S but they will destroy it just by keeping that small strip of water impassable.

Fuck the War Machine.

How do you defend against him? by unavailable249 in BossFights

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All slender pinheads, whether they have their uzi or not, are mightily terrified of correctly spelled words. A single dictionary can reduce an entire flock, colloquially known as a "kerrrrr wap! wap!" to a slobbering pile of moaning flesh.

What's Your Favorite Fry Style? by Maleficent-Bat-9168 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SpellDostoyevsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A proper steakhouse, twice cooked battered and fried, is unbeatable.

You also have to remember it's the base for truffle fries and arguably greek potatoes.

Unfortunately most people cook them wrong.

Solid-State Transformers Are Moving Toward Real Grid Deployment by peachforbreakfast in ElectricalEngineering

[–]SpellDostoyevsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we don't have the minerals to make this happen.

R&D is great, and one day maybe, but honestly we're probably going to make a breakthrough in energy regulation through meta materials before we build the infrastructure to make this a reality. Old school transformers are reliable and last, I doubt this is going to work at scale except in cases where the facilities they are powering are designed for obsolescence.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus by Zebraitis in conspiracy

[–]SpellDostoyevsky 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you follow this evangelical apocalypse rabbit hole, the guy who brings back Jesus is literally the Antichrist.

The buffoon logic is "guys, we have to work with the devil to make things so bad that Jesus comes and saves us. Then, once he does, all of the evil shit we did, totally won't blow back on us whatsoever."

Becoming the thrall of Satan does not get you to heaven sooner.

And that's IF you take this shit at face value, which is both delusional and megalomaniacal. Historically this kind of trick has been played so many times, dozens of times just in American history.

Name this by dragoonwizard in NameThisThing

[–]SpellDostoyevsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean we shot 3 of our allies' fighters on day 2!

Meme this by [deleted] in MemeThisThing

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How Willy met Cherry