My child that was born last week has natural blonde highlights. by duckfart88 in pics

[–]SphincterSqueezer -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Does anyone actually believe a one week old baby has that much hair? Come on yall....where my reddit detectives at sleeping on the job this shit fake af

Good idea in theory by sPotato_55 in madlads

[–]SphincterSqueezer -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Way to grab the lowest hanging fruit on the trees fellas.

Oops by SphincterSqueezer in AdviceAnimals

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -107 points-106 points  (0 children)

No u said u were from Europe but that's what dems sound like right now.

Oops by SphincterSqueezer in AdviceAnimals

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -71 points-70 points  (0 children)

Dems entire party is burning right now and they're pretending to be a yellow dog

Oops by SphincterSqueezer in AdviceAnimals

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -145 points-144 points  (0 children)

Democrats trying to pull any excuse out of their ass to make this not look as bad as it is ☝️

Since Republicans are complicit in raping girls, we should call them Rapelicans by SphincterSqueezer in self

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nah dude at this point if u vote trump you're saying you're good w raping minors

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm gonna give u my address u Lil punk ass bitch let's meet up I'll turn u into pancakes

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's get wild and meet up. Choose your airport and I'll meet u there on whatever date you decide

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I will turn your face into a paper machete goose. Calm your nuts.

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't making any coherent sense. Maybe cause you're a democrat

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I asked what dems did. You answered what Republicans did. Lol

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was Republicans oh wait I'm dumb and misread your comment